Posted on 10/13/2004 9:26:18 AM PDT by woofie
Dad, is that you?
I guess he is!
Can he do the "Uncle Fester" trick with the light bulb?
Unfortunately not.
Would be worth a laugh or three if he could.
I'm good at detecting FIRE...
case in point, someone tol dme that the campfire wasn't lit.. I begged to differ and promptly turned my back on the campfire ion time to have it take offense and come after me.
Fire can be tricky that way....
Do people really buy helmets without trying them on first? Defeats the whole purpose of buying one.
I've seen a lot of brothers marry this same woman. They're never the same once she puts the balls in her jewelry box on her side of the bed.
Hey - eBay just took the listing down! I wonder why...
I have a special 'talent' with fire.
I've gotten R24 rated insulation to burn, and aluminum cans to burn.
I've also gotten campfires hot enough to refuse to be put out even after having 20 gallons of water dumped squarely on the spread out coals.
And had them flare back up after 4 hours.
(This was after checking the coals by sticking my hands directly on them to be sure they were cold.)
Standard Operating Procedure. Before I married my lovely wife, I convinced her to go with me on a 1000+ mile ride . . .
We've been married nearly twenty years. My good fortune.
It was on 99,000+ views, when I saw it. That was 2 hours ago.
bump
Hang on to it ~ you never know. :)
eBay ad ZOTTED ! :^O
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eBay ad ZOTTED ! :^Obump to my #93, just for grins .....
ebay ....a window to our souls
Now that is some heavy duty ZOT!
hehe! :^D
ROFL! Looks like it's time to take that gorgeous helmet and find another woman to fit it. That kind of ad would be more fun.
I liked the one better with the tattooed guy in the wedding dress--now there was a bargain!
Maybe the ex-wife is better off with a husband like Harold who has a job, will hopefully be there for his stepson (without calling him the little "bastard"), and won't mess with the first woman who crosses his path.
Given his anger, and run-on writing style, maybe he's not the good catch he thinks he is.
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