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Michael Moore: a Virtual Performance at the Porcelain Bowl !!
10/07/04 | vanity

Posted on 10/07/2004 5:46:16 AM PDT by genefromjersey

I see by the papers Michael Moore is supposed to appear at some college,and over 9000 tickets have already been sold.

Why pay "scalper prices" to see,hear,feel,and fully experience the magic of Michael Moore ?

Just eat a balanced diet,with a proper amount of roughage,get a little mild exercise every day, and observe reasonably regular habits.

If you do these things you may "download" the equivalent of Michael Moore every day , and experience his appearance at The Porcelain Bowl as fully as you may desire.


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1 posted on 10/07/2004 5:46:16 AM PDT by genefromjersey
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To: genefromjersey

LOL


2 posted on 10/07/2004 5:48:08 AM PDT by MadAnthony1776
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To: genefromjersey

Maybe eat some dead possum for moore effect...


3 posted on 10/07/2004 5:48:37 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: genefromjersey
I've heard people that were running to the mens room saying, "I gotta go, man, I gotta bear peekin' out of a cave!"


That's going to have to change to, "hurry man, Moore's peekin out of the...


...Oh, never mind.
4 posted on 10/07/2004 5:51:33 AM PDT by dagoofyfoot
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To: genefromjersey

I don't need anyone to teach me how to POO!
I've been doing it all my life just fine on my own, thanks.
I only need help with my aim.


5 posted on 10/07/2004 5:51:42 AM PDT by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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