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HELP NEEDED: What is the nastiest, skin-staining substance known to man?
10-6-2004
| VIet-Boat-Rider
Posted on 10/06/2004 8:06:19 AM PDT by Viet-Boat-Rider
Help needed:
One of my neighbors continues to destroy my Bush yard signs. I am in search of a substance that permanently stains the skin so that I can put it on my sign.
Does anyone know what the best thing to use is?
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To: Viet-Boat-Rider
How about putting a spotlight on it? Or, put a motion detecting device (see Radio Shack) connected to a spotlight. If you want to get really fancy, connect a camera to the motion detector. You may get some pictures of various urban wildlife along with your liberal thief.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:25:40 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
To: patriciaruth
Or ask a pharmacist for the purple stuff they used to paint throats with back in the old days. That would be gentian violet. Should be available over the counter.
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Rig your sign with a little alarm that goes off when it is touched. Scare the crap out of anyone...
(Wireless Alarm)
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:27:37 AM PDT
by
cwiz24
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To: The_Victor
Ah, Gentian Violet. Thanks! I was having a senior moment.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:29:04 AM PDT
by
patriciaruth
(They are all Mike Spanns)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:35:31 AM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
To: Pedagogue
I was thinking of mixing it with axel grease to keep it stuck to the sign until they touch it.
Gentain Violet sounds like the stuff I need.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:38:01 AM PDT
by
Viet-Boat-Rider
(((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Don't know the name of it, but there this stuff you can get at your local garden store that acts like fly paper. It's a clear liquid you can paint on the sign. Once your neighbor touches the treated sign, it will take him hours to get the stuff off his hands.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:40:21 AM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(Senator Kerry for President of the Debate Team.)
To: ShandaLear
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:41:25 AM PDT
by
Viet-Boat-Rider
(((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
To: cwiz24
Rig your sign with a little alarm that goes off when it is touched. Scare the crap out of anyone...I like the "Starship Troopers" version.
"I'm a thirty-second bomb! I'm a thirty-second bomb! 29! 28!..."
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:41:40 AM PDT
by
Poohbah
(If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
I live in Seattle and we are having a terrible time with the Bush signs being vandalized. This approach was discuseed on one of our local talk radio shows.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:43:14 AM PDT
by
ShandaLear
(Senator Kerry for President of the Debate Team.)
To: Old Lady
Heck, just get one of the cheapy game cameras. They're made to photograph the nocturnal stealing habits of roaming liberals.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:44:40 AM PDT
by
kenth
(Tucking tail and running is not an exit strategy, it's cowardice and surrender.)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Whatever you do, don't put a sign in your window -- somebody could break the glass. Also be wary of chaining the sign to valuable trees or shrubbery that could be cut down.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:46:29 AM PDT
by
Old Lady
To: ShandaLear
Post 28, that sounds great.
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:46:50 AM PDT
by
Old Lady
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
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posted on
10/06/2004 8:51:24 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Pay no attention to the Nattering Newbies of Negativism)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
This will stain any skin....
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posted on
10/06/2004 9:09:36 AM PDT
by
kajun
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
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posted on
10/06/2004 9:14:16 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(Vikings plundered my last tag line.)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
Put up a metal sign, and hook it up to an electric fence energizer. Make their day. If the cops come by, tell them the sign is designed to keep VARMITS out of your yard.
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posted on
10/06/2004 9:19:56 AM PDT
by
hyperpoly8
(Illegitimati Non Carborundum)
To: Tijeras_Slim
It looks like the winner is Insect trap sticky as he!! coating with a little gentain violet mixed in.
Thanks guys, you have been a great help.
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posted on
10/06/2004 9:50:49 AM PDT
by
Viet-Boat-Rider
(((KERRY IS A NARCISSISTIC LIAR, GOLDBRICKER, AND TRAITOR!)))
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
I was coating some traps for my fruit trees. I ruined a pair of jeans, a shirt, and it took a bit to clean off anything else I touched.
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posted on
10/06/2004 9:54:13 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Pay no attention to the Nattering Newbies of Negativism)
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