Posted on 09/28/2004 9:58:06 PM PDT by Jazhawk
I think he was exposed to radiation while assembling a dirty bomb. He has a Chernobyl Sun Tan
He's aiming for the pumpkin bloc of voters
Will he wear the yellow bracelet Thursday night?
LOL
He sure is working hard to get the colored vote.
I am just positive Kerry wants an SNL skit in his honor for the season opener--We see him put on the self-tanner and turn orange and then pancake white make-up to cover over the "tan" which while debating the makeup begins to sweat off as the debate intensifies while Bush gleefully and tactfully tries not to smirk at Kerry at his melting face.
He's becoming a joke. Seems his helpful insiders aren't exactly pulling for him 100%.
Seems the same people who handled Al Gore during the 2000 debates are working again. Remember how they dressed Al Gore up to look like Ronald Reagan complete with hairstyle? :)
-Jazhawk
I remember back in High school some girl covering most of her body with something like coopertone.
She looked like a holloween character walking around school. It was a nice shade of orange.
Got to close to the Jack LaLane Juicer
kerry's a phoney right down to his tan. He looks like a pumpkin getting ready for Halloween. His hands are still white, it's just his face with the orange glow tan. kerry's just a joke.
What does the yellow bracelet mean?? It matches the color of his 'daisy' clothes, LOL.
The yellow bracelet is for Lance Armstrong's Live Strong program, related to his bout with cancer. To be consistent, Sen. Kerry must wear the bracelet to the debate.
Absolutely. It's the in thing among the politically astute and cool. Especially since they have become sooooooooo difficult for your people to find for you.
Great! The bracelet makes him look like a girlyman. (No disrespect to Lance Armstrong)
sKerry's people have strict demands on the temperature for the room. sKerry apparently has a tendency to perspire like Albert Brooks in Network News. Don't be surprised if people in the audience have sweaters on...or you see someone's breath.
So does catching a football. And I'd guess quite a number of other things as well.
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