Moore, "I LUV cheese ... feigns modesty...oh I guess one more heping won't hurt me."
Posted on 09/27/2004 7:51:23 PM PDT by knak
A man has been arrested in Tennessee after police caught him running naked from the scene of a robbery covered in nacho cheese.
Michael P. Monn's jeep was spotted by a routine police patrol in a car park in Maryville in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Minutes after officers found clothes and a bottle of alcohol in the vehicle, Monn ran towards the jeep carrying a box of snacks and nacho cheese.
The 23-year-old was charged with burglary, theft, vandalism, public intoxication and indecent exposure, says the Daily Times.
An officer said: "The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders. The nude male had a strong odour of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''
Sometimes you have to let the chips fall where they may.
LOL!
heh
It's true! There was a thread last week about a guy who ruined two hotel rooms covering himself and everything in the room with vaseline (including himself). Joke was, he keep slipping out of the handcuffs.
Don't worry about me guys.
I made bail and got a good lawyer.
We assume that they immediately wrapped him in a giant tortilla.
Obviously a Kerry voter.
I am shocked to learn that booze was somehow involved in this incident.
I knew I heard this somewhere before.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1174065/posts
LOL!
Officers on the scene reported the man was being chased by a suspect in a Tostito costume...
Moore, "I LUV cheese ... feigns modesty...oh I guess one more heping won't hurt me."
Are they SURE it was CHEESE?
"Nacho, Nacho Man
I've got to be
a Nacho Man..."
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Probably just one of those misunderstandings.
I searched, just look that far down the page.
I mean I didn't look that far down the page.
Like A Nacho-ral Man
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You prevert.
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