Hmmmm Jimmy Hoffa?
After the police are done going through the area and possibly arresting your neighbor for having an illegal mass graveyard, get yourself a metal detector and walk all over the place there.
I get the feeling you're going to find some strange stuff.
"Alas poor Yorick..."
Call a coroner or medical officer.
This bone find might solve an old murder.
Your neighbor's dog is "Cujo"?
"She says she wants to keep it for a decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post."
Are your neighbors, by any chance, named Morticia and Gomez; or Herman, Lilly, their son Eddie, and Grandpa?
I would call the authorities. It might be the remains of a missing person. With all the modern technology, they can ID it, or learn more about it, anyway.
UNLESS the skull has no fillings at all. If it's a native skull you could lose any property with Injun burial grounds. S^2 (shovel and shuttup).
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And a monkey's skull would be small. An ape's would be larger, but there would be too many differences between them in regards to craniofacial landmarks. Call the police.
Every state has different laws, but I am willing to bet this is a felony in every state. What state do you live in? Do a search on your state laws concerning the treatment of human remains. Print it out and take it to your friend. Ask your friend how she would feel if that were her loved one perched on the post! Are you the only one that ever sees this fencepost? What if this is a murder victim and your friend becomes a suspect because of this morbid behavior?
If it were me, I'd wait till after halloween. Not often you get to have a real human skull in your yard for the the festivities.
Yeah, my dog brought home a dead person one time. I propped it up on the front porch and had coffee with it every night. A good listener, he was, but not much of a talker.
I went over to my neighbors and we called the police. They checked out the skull and took it. Thank goodness they told us that a few graves had been washed out the year before down by a major creek about a mile from here and other human bones had been recovered as well. I feel so much better now. You freepers are something else. I am glad this was an entertaining thread for some of you.
Does anyone want to buy some good frozen beef?
I suggest a new neighbor. Move. ASAP.
Second, You need to call the authorities. If the dog unearthed a shallow grave, the cops need to know.
Thirdly, if that dog is killing deer, can I have it?
Dude, That's my skull, I am sooo wasted!
Is there a taxidermist in the house?
Dog Discovers Human Skull
LAST UPDATE: 9/27/2004 11:36:28 PM
A dog made a gruesome discovery in a south side field on Monday morning.
While combing the woods, the dog came across a human skull.
It happened off off South Presa Street, near the A G E Refinery.
Employees at the jet fuel refinery tell News 4 WOAI they have several security dogs who always comb the woods looking for animals. But on Monday, one of those dogs found parts of a human body.
"I mean, I have never seen a live human skull like that before, so it was pretty shocking," said Chris Besinaiz.
The dog came out of the woods with a skull in its mouth and caught the attention of a plant supervisor.
Police then tracked down the rest of the remains in a wooded area near the A G E Refinery.
"It made me sick. I felt kind of weird looking at it. I had never seen that before," said Ernest Chavez.
Police combed the woods and searched by air for any clues.
They're hoping to find some teeth in the field that could help them identify the person through dental regards. Otherwise, they don't have much to go on.
"We have scattered human remains. That's about all we know right now. We have no idea about the age, the sex or anything like that at this point," said Detective April Titus.
So for now, all police have is some scattered bones, while some employees are left with some disturbing memories.
"I just feel sorry for the person, and its family, that that person belonged to," said Besinaiz.
Police say the remains have been left in the field for several months, and they aren't sure they'll ever be able to make a positive ID.