My neighbor's dog brought home a human skull, what

[jilley]

should I do? We live out in the country and the dog brought it home a few weeks ago. She says she wants to keep it for decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post. When I take her the paper every day, it creeps me out. Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.

[.38sw]

Oooh. I could put that on a fence post in the front yard, and I bet no one would bother me...

[Darksheare]

Well, there's that too.
*chuckle*

[Zavien Doombringer]

First off, it is against the law to have a real human skull.

Second, You need to call the authorities. If the dog unearthed a shallow grave, the cops need to know.

Thirdly, if that dog is killing deer, can I have it?

[Darksheare]

Posts 206.. and the really rapidly afterwards 213..

[Zavien Doombringer]

Did you hear that loud explosion?

That was my skull....I followed your coffee recipe this morning.

The machine groaned and popped until the recirc was done, then, I took one big gulp...The only words I remember coming out of my mouth was a *cough* and "smoooooth" in a raspy voice....Now, I am clearing out all the jobs in the Job bucket.. I should be done with a weeks worth of work in 3 hours....

[Zavien Doombringer]

Dude, That's my skull, I am sooo wasted!

[Darksheare]

Eaker likes to use er.. 'cutting fluid' in the coffee when he makes it that way.

Eaker, Zave just tried my coffee, what 'tweaks' to it do you recommend?

[eastforker]

It has been an hour and a half since you posted this story and your response number 213.How did you get all that accomplished in such a short period of time?

[Zavien Doombringer]

Always in the market for some frozen beef...freepmail me

[muggs]

Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice.

Seems like you have already been offered good advise. Now take it!

[.38sw]

I think we've been had. Perhaps it wasn't a monkey skull after all. Post #122. You know, it's hard to differentiate between a monkey skull and a human skull.

[jjbrouwer]

Hi beautiful.

Did the loonies manage to put the head back on the rest of the corpse?

[Eaker]

Eaker, Zave just tried my coffee, what 'tweaks' to it do you recommend?

50% Jack Daniels, 50% Sprite, 0% Yer coffee.

Works every night!!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Hmm..

[Zavien Doombringer]

says a darwinian to a creationist

[Bella_Bru]

Did the loonies manage to put the head back on the rest of the corpse?

I think the poster of this thread has run away. It was an amusing thread at least.

[Zavien Doombringer]

I think the poster of this thread has run away.

Or just got arrested because the nieghbor was really them...

[Bella_Bru]

That's what I thought.

And an ape's or monkey skull does not look like a human skull.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Yes, as we all know that there are several monkeys that are indigenous to north america:

The southeastern porch monkey, which can be seen in it's natural habitat after 5 or 6 in the afternoon on a warm summer day.

The Northeastern Ally Monkey

The Midwestern corn ape

The Mississippi Mud Ape and Bayou Clinger

Ah yes, the list goes on...

[Billthedrill]

Freerepublic has lawyers and other professionals that might offer some good advice.

Is there a taxidermist in the house?