Posted on 09/27/2004 12:19:18 PM PDT by jilley
should I do? We live out in the country and the dog brought it home a few weeks ago. She says she wants to keep it for decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post. When I take her the paper every day, it creeps me out. Her dog is always leaving deer horns in my yard also, so it must be out there killing deer and breaking their horns off.
Talking dogs, monkey skulls, and freezers full of meat.
Watch for ths to end up on SNL.
Yeah, but I was thinking of Sweeney Todd.
Oops! =O
Along around post 122 Jilley tells us that she called her neighbor, and has been informed that it is a monkey skull, not a human skull. So, we can all relax now!
I'm sure that there is a band of wild monkeys in the area, and the dog just happened across a skull from a deal one. No big deal...
The police still need to know about this -- it might solve an old "missing monkey" case.
In other news, hundreds of thousands of indigenous giant monkey skulls registered to vote today in Ohio. 98% of them registered as Democrats.
FR survived the "All your base" madness, it will survive this. :)
Nah, my brother is just this Aspergers type that is compelled to view everything from a rational level and was fascinated by the technique of shrinking a head.
I just saw my neighbor go out to the drive and remove the skull from the fence and put in a bag. I think I might have made her think that it was scaring me or something. It was just a monkey skull, so I feel better now. Thanks again to the nice people. You jokers that think your funny, are not funny. Some people have serious things happen in their lives and need some advice.
You found it! You are my new hero! That thread is some of the funniest shiznit I have ever seen here.
It's not my fault!
I swear it!
I was out being beat up by cheerleaders again!
It's definitely not a human skull and she doesn't even have it anymore, she threw it out and she never had it and she doesn't know what I'm talking about and I better stop calling her or she'll hang my skull on the fence next.
Your neighbor's dog is "Cujo"?
"She says she wants to keep it for a decoration and it is now stuck on her fence post."
Are your neighbors, by any chance, named Morticia and Gomez; or Herman, Lilly, their son Eddie, and Grandpa?
I would call the authorities. It might be the remains of a missing person. With all the modern technology, they can ID it, or learn more about it, anyway.
Wouldn't it be something if she were a FReeper and were on FR right now?
You still have not explained where a dog would find a giant monkey skull.
I have an alibi, honest!
You may not touch my Monkey! - Dieter
UNLESS the skull has no fillings at all. If it's a native skull you could lose any property with Injun burial grounds. S^2 (shovel and shuttup).
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