Posted on 09/24/2004 9:54:12 AM PDT by Chummy
Cheese Enhances Psychic Ability
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Here's some food for thought: Eating certain foods can enhance your psychic ability.
That's the "in-food-ition" from a Los Angeles psychic named Malena, who says eating proteins like cheese and bacon before a psychic reading helps you tune in and listen to psychic messages more effectively than going hungry.
Malena says cheeses like cheddar and provolone are especially effective, especially when munched with black cherries and dark purple grapes.
Vegetables also help a person's intuition and Malena says some scatter-brained psychics find munching on corn chips helps ground their spirit so their head isn't in the clouds while receiving mental messages.
Malena also says herbs like mugwort and skullcap enhance intuition and recommends stirring them up in a lemon-flavored tea.
Other herbs also enhance psychic ability. She says smoking marijuana is a sure-fire way to increase intuition but predicts, "...you won't be able to say that in this story."
Malena offers psychic dieting tips at psychicdiet.com
That isn't tinfoil...
i prefer cheddar.
Wow! I'm impressed! You actually have a favorite but little-known cheese.
Xena. That was awful.
And why has no one mentioned Møøsë, or showering? What in the wild world of sports is a-goin' on here?
George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per centNOT A PING LIST, merely posted to:
I suppose this will give the Dems an unfair advantage.
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