copy to FCC...
1 posted on
09/16/2004 6:49:33 AM PDT by
talleyman
To: talleyman
Sorry for the headline tag problems.
("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")
2 posted on
09/16/2004 6:51:18 AM PDT by
talleyman
(Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
To: talleyman
Ahh, so easy...
There once was a newsman named Rather
who reported the dirt he could gather
He conspired with Bill Burkett
and said he would work it
But alas it turned out to be blather.
3 posted on
09/16/2004 6:53:13 AM PDT by
r9etb
To: admin
Hate to trouble you, but if you have the time, could you repair my title line faux pas? (I'm so embarrassed...)
4 posted on
09/16/2004 6:54:21 AM PDT by
talleyman
(Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
To: talleyman
Are we accepting haiku as well?
Used forged documents
Now rationalizing as
"Fake but accurate"
5 posted on
09/16/2004 6:56:24 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: talleyman
6 posted on
09/16/2004 6:59:06 AM PDT by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
To: talleyman; dighton
There once was a newsman named Daniel
Who looks like a worn-out old spaniel
When I'm eating my supper
My food wants to come upper
Thank God I can still change the channiel
Leni
7 posted on
09/16/2004 7:04:50 AM PDT by
MinuteGal
To: talleyman
There once was a dude named Dan Rather
Who whipped himself into a lather
With forged docs that tanked
His credibility stank
But his mouth continued to blather.
8 posted on
09/16/2004 7:14:52 AM PDT by
aruanan
To: talleyman
Kerry has a new plan
forgeries with anchorman Dan
trashing the Guard
should of stuck with the race card
now Hillary's the new man!
10 posted on
09/16/2004 8:23:13 AM PDT by
lyingisbetter
("Let's wait Kerry" or Let's go Bush")
To: talleyman
Fax# (212) 975-1998
To: talleyman
My baloney has a first name... it's D-A-N-N-Y... my baloney has a second name... it's R-A-T-H-E-R
12 posted on
09/16/2004 10:07:05 AM PDT by
johnny7
(“Kill'em... kill'em all!” -'Stonewall' Jackson)
To: talleyman
There once was a loser named Dan,
Who found that he could make people believe he was a fair reporter,
But then he did something stupid,
And pulled a rhinoceros out of his keister,
And everyone beat his head against the wall until they got tired of the wet squishy sound it made.
14 posted on
09/16/2004 10:49:52 AM PDT by
paulklenk
(FOUR MORE WARS!)
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