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cBS/Rathergate Limerick Thread
talleyman
| 9/16/04
| talleyman
Posted on 09/16/2004 6:49:28 AM PDT by talleyman
For those so inclined. Feel free to join in.
A document expert who isn't
Verified a memo he didn't.
Now all eyes can see
the "BS" in "C",
As we bid the fraud network "Good riddance!"
TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: cbs; cbslies; fraudcastmedia; msm; partisanpress; rathergate
copy to FCC...
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posted on
09/16/2004 6:49:33 AM PDT
by
talleyman
To: talleyman
Sorry for the headline tag problems.
("Courage, Tiepo - this magic omelet will protect you!")
2
posted on
09/16/2004 6:51:18 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
To: talleyman
Ahh, so easy...
There once was a newsman named Rather
who reported the dirt he could gather
He conspired with Bill Burkett
and said he would work it
But alas it turned out to be blather.
3
posted on
09/16/2004 6:53:13 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: admin
Hate to trouble you, but if you have the time, could you repair my title line faux pas? (I'm so embarrassed...)
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posted on
09/16/2004 6:54:21 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
To: talleyman
Are we accepting haiku as well?
Used forged documents
Now rationalizing as
"Fake but accurate"
5
posted on
09/16/2004 6:56:24 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: talleyman
6
posted on
09/16/2004 6:59:06 AM PDT
by
RippleFire
("It was just a scratch")
To: talleyman; dighton
There once was a newsman named Daniel
Who looks like a worn-out old spaniel
When I'm eating my supper
My food wants to come upper
Thank God I can still change the channiel
Leni
7
posted on
09/16/2004 7:04:50 AM PDT
by
MinuteGal
To: talleyman
There once was a dude named Dan Rather
Who whipped himself into a lather
With forged docs that tanked
His credibility stank
But his mouth continued to blather.
8
posted on
09/16/2004 7:14:52 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: aruanan
The notes CBS bought for a buck,
had a Kinkos stamp by luck,
Rathers said "I'll admit,
I am a DNC twit,
and I'll never climb out of the muck".
(Somebody on FR thought I was going for the cheap rhyme)
9
posted on
09/16/2004 7:26:07 AM PDT
by
Lokibob
(All typos and spelling errors are mine and copyrighted!!!!)
To: talleyman
Kerry has a new plan
forgeries with anchorman Dan
trashing the Guard
should of stuck with the race card
now Hillary's the new man!
10
posted on
09/16/2004 8:23:13 AM PDT
by
lyingisbetter
("Let's wait Kerry" or Let's go Bush")
To: talleyman
Fax# (212) 975-1998
To: talleyman
My baloney has a first name... it's D-A-N-N-Y... my baloney has a second name... it's R-A-T-H-E-R
12
posted on
09/16/2004 10:07:05 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“Kill'em... kill'em all!” -'Stonewall' Jackson)
To: johnny7
My baloney has a first name... it's D-A-N-N-Y... my baloney has a second name... it's R-A-T-H-E-R LMAO! (You owe me a keyboard...)
13
posted on
09/16/2004 10:45:21 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Dan Rather is the love child of Josef Stalin & Matta Hari and James Carville is a space alien - E.T.)
To: talleyman
There once was a loser named Dan,
Who found that he could make people believe he was a fair reporter,
But then he did something stupid,
And pulled a rhinoceros out of his keister,
And everyone beat his head against the wall until they got tired of the wet squishy sound it made.
14
posted on
09/16/2004 10:49:52 AM PDT
by
paulklenk
(FOUR MORE WARS!)
To: Lokibob
and I'll never climb out of the muck".
and a thoroughly subverted numb-____.
15
posted on
09/16/2004 11:14:49 AM PDT
by
aruanan
To: MinuteGal
16
posted on
09/16/2004 9:11:28 PM PDT
by
practicalmom
(And you should be required to turn in your "O")
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