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Some Dan Rather Jokes I've Heard...
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Posted on 09/15/2004 9:06:04 AM PDT by jmstein7
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:06:05 AM PDT
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jmstein7
To: Mich0127; RightRules; MeekOneGOP; Peach; onyx; backhoe; Mia T; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; ...
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:07:13 AM PDT
by
jmstein7
(A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
To: jmstein7
To: jmstein7
CBS announces replacement for Dan Rather. Looking for more respect, they choose Rodney Dangerfield.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:09:29 AM PDT
by
San Jacinto
("This is Dan Rather---'forging' ahead'")
To: jmstein7
CBS announces replacement for Dan Rather. Looking for more respect, they choose Rodney Dangerfield.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:09:46 AM PDT
by
San Jacinto
("This is Dan Rather---'forging' ahead'")
To: All
And of course:
5. What's the difference between Dan Rather and Santa Clause?
More people believe in Santa Clause.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:10:25 AM PDT
by
jmstein7
(A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
To: jmstein7; Happy2BMe; Smartass; Boazo; PhilDragoo; Grampa Dave; devolve; potlatch
hehe! 3. Dan Rather has trouble sleeping due to nightmares involving little green footballs
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:12:25 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: jmstein7
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Dear Andy,
Though I still hold to the authenticity of the Bush documents, and know that the right- wing partisan bullies have had their way with you, I simply cannot violate further standards and imperil the confidentiality of a source. You know that.
I understand the position this story has put you in, and I understand that CBS has a reputation to uphold.
Despite your previous conviction that the source is one holding the most credible credentials, you have been pressured and have been pressuring me to break a confidentiality. I simply cannot do that.
Because of this pressure and because I understand the needs of CBS at this time, I hereby offer my resignation.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:15:41 AM PDT
by
formercalifornian
(Democrat platform: Hate, hate, hate, hate, tolerance, hate, hate, hate, hate)
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: jmstein7
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:17:44 AM PDT
by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 8 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: Alamo-Girl; jmstein7
Interesting also that search of FR show 3 latest threads are all humor.
Funny also that only reason anyone is tuned to seeBS is to see what delightful line they'll dream up next. It's like watching a kid dream up reasons when the cookie jar is broken.
As Kyron Chetry just said, "All eyes are on seeBS today . . . "
Announcing that Cong. Chris Cox wants an investigation into this.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:18:01 AM PDT
by
cyn
(prayers always for Terri Schiavo and her family.)
To: formercalifornian
I am going to wait until Post #47 to say that the signature looks forged.
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:18:31 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(N. Theknow: Proud Charter Member - Vast Right Wing Googling Pajama Monkeys)
To: cyn
Thank you so much for your reply!
Indeed. I'm thrilled that Rep. Cox has stepped up to the plate on this. It is very serious business for conventional media to try to throw a presidential election through fraud.
But the funny side is helpful, too, in releasing tension. Personally, I think the "men in pajamas" logo is hilarious and the snobbish allegation itself puts the previous lie in perspective, i.e. the "vast right wing conspiracy".
Either way - by serious inquiry or by humor - the message is hitting the non-aligned public. And that is a very good thing IMHO.
To: jmstein7
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:26:31 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: jmstein7
Jokes, Ya mean they're not true?
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posted on
09/15/2004 9:35:20 AM PDT
by
Warren
(Orhe)
To: MeekOneGOP; potlatch; ntnychik; devolve; Happy2BMe; Boazo; OXENinFLA; Grampa Dave; Lady Jag; ...
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posted on
09/15/2004 10:23:13 AM PDT
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
To: Alamo-Girl
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posted on
09/15/2004 10:30:57 AM PDT
by
cyn
(prayers always for Terri Schiavo and her family.)
To: cyn
Thanks for the ping! LOLOL!
To: jmstein7
Janet Cook
Stephan Glass
Jason Blair
Dan Rather HaHaHahahahahahahahaha....
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posted on
09/15/2004 5:37:01 PM PDT
by
Doctor Raoul
(KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
To: MeekOneGOP; Smartass
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posted on
09/15/2004 6:50:46 PM PDT
by
Boazo
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