Thanks for the chuckle!
Interesting also that search of FR show 3 latest threads are all humor.
Funny also that only reason anyone is tuned to seeBS is to see what delightful line they'll dream up next. It's like watching a kid dream up reasons when the cookie jar is broken.
As Kyron Chetry just said, "All eyes are on seeBS today . . . "
Announcing that Cong. Chris Cox wants an investigation into this.