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Posted on 09/02/2004 2:18:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
Wow, she used to slice up and scramble a cast-iron frying pan?
mmmmmm, thank you kind lady!
Yikers... and I thought *my* gramma was a tough chick. I had no idea...
This is the bayou I'm talking about, but the bridge does appear to have been replaced.
Scary.
In the second story, totally unrelated to what we're talking about, it mentions Sweeny Hospital. I used to work there.
I am not now, nor have I ever been a Baptist. ;-)
Now...how do those jokes go?
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The Jews don't recognize Christ as the Messiah.
The Protestants don't recognize the Pope.
And Baptists and Pentecostals don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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Then there was they guy who wanted to buy his sweetie some lingerie for Valentines Day. The clerk asked him.
"Would you like a Catholic, Presbyterian, Salvation Army or Baptist bra?"
The guy said "I had no idea there were so many kinds of bras, what's the difference?"
"The Catholic bra upholds the masses."
"The Presbyterian bra keeps things firm and strong."
"The Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen...."
"And the Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills."
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One more...
Why do you always take two Baptists when you go fishing?
Because if you take just one, he'll drink all the beer.
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Thank you, thank you. We're here all week.
We have okra comin' out our ears right now!
YIKES! C'mon 2J, I've got enough phobias already.
Please don't add any more or I'll be laughed out of the Hobbit Hole!
But... but... but...
OK, two hours, or a little more would be fine. It's an hour and a half drive home, and we have to be back by 7:30pm. We'll make it!
As a former Baptist, I'm laughing here!
Firm and strong. That's Presbyterians, all right!
Am finally home. Ugh, what a day. Now I'm having some taco glop... maybe I'll go read in a while.
I detect no sign of backgammon. Perhaps the Evil Plan has been delayed.
But alas, I must go. Steve will be home before I finish reading to the boys, so I'm gonna go ahead and log off.
Night all!
Nighty night, sis. Dream of solid roads with green grass on either side. Preferably on level with the road. ;-)
I believe the earliest days of backgammon are done in secret...
Former baptist? How do you do that? :-)
Rinse off in a pool full of sand?
[ducking] Ok.. ok... I'm sorry... just being playful.
Boo!
Sea Hunt!!!
Hmm... perhaps...
The best thing about Mondays is Tuesday. I'd almost like to go to bed now, but I need to do something to make this day feel worthwhile.
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