Posted on 08/31/2004 3:16:38 PM PDT by KeyLargo
Ex-Viet Cong Soldier says John Kerry stole his dog and abused it.
Sergeant HO-HO-YO-MAMA says that what John Kerry claims was his dog "VC" was really YO-MAMA's dog which was named "Little HO-CHI-MINH."
Sgt. YO-MAMA was performing a bodily function behind a rice pile and had Little HO-CHI-MINH with him when suddenly the pile of rice exploded and Little HO-CHI-MINH flew up in the air and somehow landed on John Kerry's boat. YO-MAMA never saw his dog again after that incident. The last that he saw was the wake of a boat fleeing down the river away from him at very high speed with the a man holding the dog saying, "HO-HO-HO off to Cambodia we go!"
However, Sgt. YO-MAMA did say that he was in fact a real war hero and did keep his medals unlike John Kerry. See picture of medals here:
http://www.vhpamuseum.org/badguys/badguys.html
depends on the definition of abuse is is
This is BS, right,...sheesh.
Thanks for the Vanity---Read the RULES of FR before posting.
Another one.
Don't quit your day job.
If this is your day job, you're in deep s**t.
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