1 posted on
08/12/2004 12:30:05 PM PDT by
LifeTrek
To: LifeTrek
So basically, you fan either blows or sucks? Well, thanks for sharing.
2 posted on
08/12/2004 12:32:32 PM PDT by
theDentist
("John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute.")
To: LifeTrek
It should have more settings
N = nothing
L = leap
D = drag
R = race
3 posted on
08/12/2004 12:35:08 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Liberals are like catfish ( all mouth and no brains )(bottom feeders))
To: LifeTrek; Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
This is probably the most important thread of the year. Thanks for posting this. I'm going to show this to my investment blub.
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4 posted on
08/12/2004 12:37:33 PM PDT by
Shryke
(Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.)
To: LifeTrek
But does it go to eleven?
6 posted on
08/12/2004 12:39:34 PM PDT by
Jack of all Trades
(Slap some butter on the Kerry campaign - it's toast)
To: LifeTrek
7 posted on
08/12/2004 12:39:40 PM PDT by
js1138
(In a minute there is time, for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. J Forbes Kerry)
To: LifeTrek
This was so exciting, I can't hardly tell you how thrilled I am. If you shell out for an air conditioner, though, you should post a warning alert for the more sensitive of us.
8 posted on
08/12/2004 12:41:22 PM PDT by
xJones
To: LifeTrek; Constitution Day; martin_fierro
A Fanity post... now I've seen it all.
9 posted on
08/12/2004 12:42:24 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Be a Dollar a Day FReeper, and SMILE when you get your Mastercard bill!)
To: LifeTrek
Well, I for one am a fan of fans,
fanitical in fact.
12 posted on
08/12/2004 12:44:48 PM PDT by
najida
("Let me get this straight, Mr. Kerry....you injury was caused by rice in you butt?")
To: LifeTrek
Mine has low, medium, high and sleep.
14 posted on
08/12/2004 12:49:20 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Here, bite down on this.)
To: LifeTrek
^@##*$((......excuse me, I think I just heaved up into the window !!!
15 posted on
08/12/2004 12:53:53 PM PDT by
marktuoni
(VERRY/ BACKWARDS)
To: 2Jedismom; Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; ecurbh; ksen; Lil'freeper; Wneighbor
16 posted on
08/12/2004 12:55:53 PM PDT by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Owl_Eagle
To: LifeTrek
I bought a vacuum cleaner once.
20 posted on
08/12/2004 1:07:05 PM PDT by
Brad’s Gramma
(If only hamsters could vote.......)
To: LifeTrek
To: LifeTrek; Shryke; Bacon Man; TheBigB
24 posted on
08/12/2004 2:10:01 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.)
To: LifeTrek
All very fascinating. But does it have a "Ludicrous Speed'?
26 posted on
08/12/2004 3:37:25 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash...wherever you are.")
To: LifeTrek
Anyway, it has separate speed controls for each one of the fan blades, and you can even have one blow in and one suck out My redneck pal Vern had one of these. He turned both the suck and blow fans onto SUPER. It twisted his double-wide clean off the blocks, but not before it reversed the swirl in his toilet.
27 posted on
08/12/2004 3:40:25 PM PDT by
r9etb
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