It's SUPER - Can't you feel it!

Life's Trek ^ | August 12, 2004 | LifeTrek

[LifeTrek]

Okay, I bought a new window fan. Not one of those old fans, that was once called a box fan (I think) that you just heaved up into the window! But this is ones with the two motors and fan blades that fits nicely in the window.

Anyway, it has separate speed controls for each one of the fan blades, and you can even have one blow in and one suck out (stop smiling - my censor is working a bit better today!)

So I go to set the fan and get this - our mind set is now that low, medium, and high just aren't good enough anymore! This one has the settings low - high - and SUPER! Seriously!

Now I wouldn't mind if between high and super you felt like a jet turbine had just kicked in. But it doesn't. It just goes from medium to high, but it is really super because it says so! DKK

[Corin Stormhands]

[2Jedismom]

This sounds like a great fan! I wonder how big a dent it would make in someone's head?

[RosieCotton]

;-)

[Xenalyte]

[gcruse]

Brother Dave, is that you? Rejoice, dear hearts!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

All very fascinating. But does it have a "Ludicrous Speed'?

[r9etb]

Anyway, it has separate speed controls for each one of the fan blades, and you can even have one blow in and one suck out

My redneck pal Vern had one of these. He turned both the suck and blow fans onto SUPER. It twisted his double-wide clean off the blocks, but not before it reversed the swirl in his toilet.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I wondered if anyone would catch it.
Governors driver.
The motorcycle story.
If you ain't John( I wish I could get a transcript of this to see if it could be modified to fit the two johns)
Stewed okra and tomato on a light bread sandwich.

[gcruse]

"Here, baby, hang onto my lettisimals."

"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."

Whap! Teeth, hair, and eyeballs all over the pavement.

...and the big old fishin' pole antenna on the poh-lice car went, "shoop, shoop."

"He was okay until me and Junior turned his head around."

"James Lewis, get away from that wheelbarrow. You know you doesn't know nothin' about machinery!!"

Li'l David playing the same note over and over. "Them other cats are searchin' for it. I flat got it!"

Don't take poverty away from poor folks. Good lord, man, it's all they've got.

[xJones]

I bought a vacuum cleaner once.

Don't stop there, what happened afterward?

[Brad’s Gramma]

Something was supposed to HAPPEN???

It's still in the box, just sitting there! Ya mean I was supposed to DO SOMETHING with it??????

[xJones]

It's still in the box, just sitting there! Ya mean I was supposed to DO SOMETHING with it??????

Calm down!!! Don't panic or run around wildly screaming!!!

Yes, (pant, pant) you were supposed to do something with it. It goes in the window next to the fan.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I don't HAVE a fan. NOW what?

[xJones]

Nothing, don't worry. There's no danger in an unsatisfied vaccum cleaner. Nope. No way. They're harmless.

BTW, you are planning to stay in California, aren't you?:)

[Brad’s Gramma]

BTW, you are planning to stay in California, aren't you?:)

Why? Why do you want to know? Huh?

[xJones]

It's nothing! Nothing at all, don't let us be silly.

It's just that if you moved to another state like Texas for instance, your vacuum cleaner would miss California. Maybe one of your friends has a window fan it could go next to.

[SouthernFreebird]

LOL

[grellis]

Don't bother to ping Hugh. He's still p!ssed about the flyer.