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Posted on 08/05/2004 5:47:31 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
Eleventh Thread: Wedding Edition: The Hobbit Hole XI - No One Admitted Except on Wedding Business!
New verse:
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Upon the hearth the fire is red, |
Still round the corner there may wait |
Home is behind, the world ahead, |
Me too. Scratchy sore throat right now...slightly stuffy nose.
Yick.
You're encouraging Ruthie to break the law?
Bad dwarf, bad, bad!
Well, you sure had a wild youth!
Blinks...
I would ~never~ do something like that.
*looks around for mattress police*
Well, she's the one who invited me to the Hole :)
Speaking of monologues, I should be working on mine. I have to do it Wednesday night.
I'm doing Trigorin from "The Sea Gull."
Think Whiskey Sour, heated. Good for what ails ya!
Is that like the vice squad?
I don't know if I fix mine in the "traditional" way, but I usually fix some chamomile tea, add honey and lemon and then a splash of whiskey.
How's your website coming?
You saw that!? Unbelievable!
*wink*
[TEVYE]
"Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
And each loud "cheep" and "swaqwk" and "honk" and "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
I see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.
The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!
If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
Well, it's in fine shape...
...for last week.
Not really! I'm really not wild at all! I really much prefer a sedate and calm life! But turmoil seemed to follow me!
Things are much much calmer now. Only the occasional storm! :-)
Sounds like what I have. It's not a real bad flu or anything, just mild so far. . .
Ummmmmm....uh oh.
Evening, Jen! How'd you like your classes?
For church? Do you have it? Post it!
Ah! Now THAT is a lovely earworm!
*humming along*
That sounds good! Don't have any whiskey, though :(
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