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"Childrens Handbook"
Posted on 06/16/2004 7:00:07 PM PDT by Military family member
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This is simply too good to keep.
To: Military family member
60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.She reads minds, too!
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posted on
06/16/2004 7:04:36 PM PDT
by
randog
(Everything works great 'til the current flows.)
To: conservatism_IS_compassion; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; tomkow6; MoJo2001; Bethbg79; HiJinx; ...
Humor Ping to llighten your day spread it around
To: Military family member; randog
MFM, thanx for the ping.
Randog, count me in that 60%.
And yeah, I'm laughing. Don't ask me why...my grianddaughter is si346tting in my lap tryhbing to type, too!!
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posted on
06/16/2004 7:11:04 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
(Go with courage, go with honor, go in God's good Grace. Come home when it's time. We'll be here.)
To: Military family member
Thanks!
I needed a good laugh tonight!
To: Military family member
Thanx for the ping. I can identify with a few items on the list, though I never had to deal with most of *those* things. LOL
All of my sons know they are under the Mother's curse (I hope you have a child just like you) & I think it's scared them away from ever having any kids.
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posted on
06/16/2004 8:02:26 PM PDT
by
GoLightly
To: Military family member
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posted on
06/16/2004 8:04:55 PM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(~The Dragon Flies' Lair~ Poetry and Prose~)
To: Military family member
Really Funny! My kids are grown, but every once in awhile when we're all together, I find out about stuff they did that I never knew about-nothing quite as bad as these, thank heavens. Thanks for posting!
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posted on
06/16/2004 8:18:31 PM PDT
by
uvular
(We need more humor threads!)
To: Military family member
I'm copying this and forwarding it to everyone I know who has kids... (and I don't usually do that).
(By the way, even if I still had a living husband, I would certainly class this article as EXCELLENT birth control!!!)
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posted on
06/16/2004 8:46:06 PM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
("Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.")
To: elk; wisconsinconservative; Tax-chick; LadyShallott; DUDLEY
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:37:37 AM PDT
by
grellis
(What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
To: lsucat; agrarianlady; GraceCoolidge; rocky88; netmilsmom; bearkat
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:38:50 AM PDT
by
grellis
(What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
To: EagleMamaMT; WVNan; Motherbear; armymarinemom; BizzeeMom; MiniCooperChick
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:39:29 AM PDT
by
grellis
(What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
To: GatorGirl; PersonalLiberties; HungarianGypsy; KPfromDerryNH; luckystarmom
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:40:14 AM PDT
by
grellis
(What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
To: freemama; alisasny; mrs tiggywinkle; Mrs.O'Strategery; Gabz; trussell; valkyrieanne; ...
Normally I just ping for the family table thread but this was way too funny not to pass on. Enjoy!
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:41:48 AM PDT
by
grellis
(What's a rooster and mashed potatos have to do with being a pirate?)
To: Military family member
I have one to add. Most bed frames are not built to hold a 200 pound teenager when he ties a rope to the frame to repel out of a second story window.
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:44:34 AM PDT
by
armymarinemom
(Ultimate Flip Flop->I support the Troops but not their mission)
To: Military family member
#3 is very true :-)
Also a hairdryer when held on a matteress will start a fire inside the mattress.
To: grellis; Military family member
"I'm fixing things" is not something you want to hear from a 3yo with a screw driver in her hand!!!!!
ROFLMAO...........Than you both.........this is wonderful!!!!!
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posted on
06/17/2004 8:54:03 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
To: uvular
I love seeing the look on my mother-in-law's face when her children get together and talk about things they did that she didn't know about. Sometimes I think she's surprised they survived.
BTW, I have children these ages and did find it funny. In our family we all still remember how acrylic paint does not come off of flat paint. When my oldest was 4 years old we woke up to find out he had gotten into his dad's model paints and had decorated the tv room with hand and foot prints. He remembers it because he got the biggest spanking of his life that day, then had to clean the windows and try to clean the walls. When his little sister (who was 1) woke up she got an excited look on her face and shouted, "Blue's Clues!!"
To: HungarianGypsy
Great story.
Nail polish does not come off harwood floors without much sandpaper usage...........
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posted on
06/17/2004 9:08:15 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(RIP President Ronald W. Reagan 1911-2004)
To: GoLightly
>>All of my sons know they are under the Mother's curse (I hope you have a child just like you) & I think it's scared them away from ever having any kids.<<
That's funny because my mom said the same thing to my oldest sister.
That sister got TWO of them. One with her devious, lying behavior and the other with her sourness.
She must have been really bad.
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posted on
06/17/2004 9:27:56 AM PDT
by
netmilsmom
("We haven't begun military action. the world will know when we do." -Marine in Fallujah)
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