She reads minds, too!
Thanks!
I needed a good laugh tonight!
Really Funny! My kids are grown, but every once in awhile when we're all together, I find out about stuff they did that I never knew about-nothing quite as bad as these, thank heavens. Thanks for posting!
I'm copying this and forwarding it to everyone I know who has kids... (and I don't usually do that).
(By the way, even if I still had a living husband, I would certainly class this article as EXCELLENT birth control!!!)
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Normally I just ping for the family table thread but this was way too funny not to pass on. Enjoy!
#3 is very true :-)
Also a hairdryer when held on a matteress will start a fire inside the mattress.
I really need this laugh after the goings-on at the Michigan forum!
RE: #25, what does happen when you mix Clorox and brake fluid?
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said,
"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy shit! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
LOL!
Over here martin...kid humor.
TEARS OF LAUGHTER!
THANKS.
TO MY EMAIL LIST IT GOES!
The part about the odor brought back memories.
One day my husband and I came home to a horrendous smell in our bedroom. We didn't know what was going on. We finally looked under the bed and there was a rotten egg under it.
My son put it there to keep it as a "pet".
Another funny kid thing. Last week, we moved to a new house. On Sunday, we finished cleaning to old house and everything was out of it. We told the kids to say "goodbye". One of my 7 year old daughters need to go poop. We thought she was done, and we told all the kids to get in the car. My daughter was not in the car, so we went back into the house. She comes down the stairs and says "I broke something".
Now, this is an empty house so there is not much to break. She took us upstairs to the bathroom and showed us that she broke the toilet tank cover. She took it off to look inside because she used to do that when she was little.
Now, we owe the new owners a new tank cover or $80. Ouch.