FELLOW FREEPERS, LET'S HELP OUT RUSH LIMBAUGH'S LOVE LIFE!! EMAIL CAMPAIGN FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!!

Bucketfoot-Al | 6/13/04 | Bucketfoot-Al

[Al Simmons]

OK Freepers. We've all learned about Rush's latest challenge - his pending divorce from Marta.

Fighting all that he has to fight right now must be taking a terrible toll on him.

So, we need to mobilize and find him a soul mate to help him through this difficult time.

Therefore I propose you ALL email Rush and suggest he call up LAURA INGRAHAM and ANN COULTER, invite them to lunch, and see what happens. After all I can think of no other two conservative babes who seem to have more in common with Rush.

Then, send separate emails to both LAURA and ANN, making the same suggestion that they ought to give Rush a 'condolence' call, maybe go out to dinner with him, and - well, see if anything sparks there.

Here are their email addresses:

rush@eibnet.com

suggestions@lauraingraham.com

tom@anncoulter.org

Let's help out both Rush and these two lovely ladies - after all, think about how much enjoyment and learning we have gotten from all three of them!

So, c'mon Freepers - it will only take you 5 minutes to fire off these three emails!!

Now - GO TO IT!!!!!

[sonserae]

The guy has had 3 failed marriages, is a drug addict and a food addict and has the police after him. If someone wants this "project", they need therapy themselves.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[dpa5923]

Excuse me, but I don't think there is anything offensive about what I've posted.

Nobody said it was offensive, just stupid.

[Al Simmons]

Allright everybody;

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.

Sorry I started this thread.

I'm OUT.

[Willie Green]

The only problem with taking a cheap shot is
the high probability that somebody'll beat ya to it.
No malice intended, good to see ya have a sense of humor!

[Lazamataz]

Oy vey.

[Lazamataz]

I'm a classy green-eyed brunette!

Marry me.

[Al Simmons]

Touche'!

[Keith]

It's not the size of the wallet that matters, it's the size of ...







...the heart!



Good, then I am a good catch...

;)

[Keith]

Laz...you are such a horndog...

[DustyMoment]

Gee, Al, here's a thought - why not let Rush handle his own love life? This is a really bad idea whose time never should have come.

[Lazamataz]

Laz...you are such a horndog...

.....and your point is......?

[ValerieUSA]

Hey! Wait a minute!
Dittoheadbabe of Yahoo is available!

Here's an odd bit of macabre humor (which happens when living with illness for many years) - One evening my husband announced, "Rush didn't wait for you, I just heard on the news that he got married."
My husband lived a few more years, but that comment stuck in my head.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Rush may be happier single, after THREE marriages. Plus, Laura and Anne may not be interested in marrying a three-time divorcee. (not a good track record)

[arjay]

I agree. This idea would just be pouring salt in the wound.

[OldFriend]

Matt would be pining for Susan Sarandon, IMO.

[LibertyAndJusticeForAll]

First his housekeeper bolts and now his wife...

If he needs anything from Al Simmons at this time it would be some heavy duty house cleaning.

LOL!

[Army Air Corps]

Hey, the Aliens told me that Ann was mine! </half-hearted attempt at humour>

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

And I know that Rush would not be interested in anything more than that right know.

You know that how? Did you call him and ask?

This is the worst time for him to look, date, talk or consider a woman.

[Army Air Corps]

Mmmmmm, green eyes. You just had to list a weakness of mine....
:-)