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FELLOW FREEPERS, LET'S HELP OUT RUSH LIMBAUGH'S LOVE LIFE!! EMAIL CAMPAIGN FOR RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!!
Bucketfoot-Al | 6/13/04 | Bucketfoot-Al

Posted on 06/13/2004 10:41:03 AM PDT by Al Simmons

OK Freepers. We've all learned about Rush's latest challenge - his pending divorce from Marta.

Fighting all that he has to fight right now must be taking a terrible toll on him.

So, we need to mobilize and find him a soul mate to help him through this difficult time.

Therefore I propose you ALL email Rush and suggest he call up LAURA INGRAHAM and ANN COULTER, invite them to lunch, and see what happens. After all I can think of no other two conservative babes who seem to have more in common with Rush.

Then, send separate emails to both LAURA and ANN, making the same suggestion that they ought to give Rush a 'condolence' call, maybe go out to dinner with him, and - well, see if anything sparks there.

Here are their email addresses:

rush@eibnet.com

suggestions@lauraingraham.com

tom@anncoulter.org

Let's help out both Rush and these two lovely ladies - after all, think about how much enjoyment and learning we have gotten from all three of them!

So, c'mon Freepers - it will only take you 5 minutes to fire off these three emails!!

Now - GO TO IT!!!!!


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To: Al Simmons

True, very true. lol


41 posted on 06/13/2004 11:03:30 AM PDT by Nurse Ratched (That which I do not understand needs no understanding.)
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To: spoiler2

First his housekeeper bolts and now his wife...

If he needs anything from Al Simmons at this time it would be some heavy duty house cleaning.


42 posted on 06/13/2004 11:04:42 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: EggsAckley

LOL! Swamp-thing dogs!


43 posted on 06/13/2004 11:05:17 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.)
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To: Al Simmons

I'm sure Rush's list of women he would EVENTUALLY like to associate with right now, is much longer than yours for him.

If you have any appreciation for his self-directed way of doing things, let HIM do it, at his own pace.

If he really loves Marta, I'm sure he's still trying to work things out. Marriage is all about compromise, not just running off to the next person when disputes arise.


44 posted on 06/13/2004 11:08:45 AM PDT by spoiler2
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To: Al Simmons; stanz
Since you're going into the matchmaking business:

Looking for 50-65 yo MANLY MAN (metro sexuals need not apply.) Picture available upon request.
45 posted on 06/13/2004 11:10:41 AM PDT by jellybean (I have learned that the most important thing in America is freedom. Freedom is worth any sacrifice.)
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To: jellybean
Green eyes

You're not a classy green-eyed blonde, are you? :-)

46 posted on 06/13/2004 11:14:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: Al Simmons

Al, we know your heart is in the right place. But remember there are some things you should not mess with. Otherwise you might be mistaken for one of those crazed, over-caffeinated do-gooders over at DU.


47 posted on 06/13/2004 11:15:30 AM PDT by Liberty Wins
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To: jellybean

manly man with a $25 milion mansion, private jet etc., or any manly man?


48 posted on 06/13/2004 11:16:14 AM PDT by I_killed_kenny
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To: Al Simmons

Rush needs some time away from a relationship to figure out what he did wrong in this last one. Not good to rebound....


49 posted on 06/13/2004 11:17:56 AM PDT by Theo
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To: Al Simmons

Shouldn't you wait for the ink to dry on his divorce papers before you try to find him a new wife?

It's so tacky to date while married.


50 posted on 06/13/2004 11:19:00 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I am trying to stop an outbreak here and you're driving the monkey to the airport.)
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To: Al Simmons

I think Rush needs to concentrate on his recovery before anything else. This may be a bad idea.


51 posted on 06/13/2004 11:20:24 AM PDT by jbstrick (War is not fought for peace. War is fought for victory.)
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To: Liberty Wins

"Al, we know your heart is in the right place. But remember there are some things you should not mess with. Otherwise you might be mistaken for one of those crazed, over-caffeinated do-gooders over at DU."

Hmmm...do you think that 64 oz Pepsi I polished off just prior to getting on-line this morning might have ahd something to do with it?

Thanks for not throwing (verbal) brickbats in my direction.

Still, what harm is there in letting these folks know we care for them?


52 posted on 06/13/2004 11:28:00 AM PDT by Al Simmons (God Bless Ronald Reagan)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Developing friendships is not. And I know that Rush would not be interested in anything more than that right know.


53 posted on 06/13/2004 11:29:06 AM PDT by Al Simmons (God Bless Ronald Reagan)
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To: Slings and Arrows
I'm a classy green-eyed brunette!

There was speculation that CGEB was male. I'm all female. :)

54 posted on 06/13/2004 11:29:13 AM PDT by jellybean (I have learned that the most important thing in America is freedom. Freedom is worth any sacrifice.)
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To: Al Simmons
Old boy, you may mean well, but take it from someone who went through a relatively painful divorce - it's really not done to be trying to push, prod or meddle. If Rush needs help, he's surely grown up and self reliant enough to get it from those close to him.

Regards, Ivan

55 posted on 06/13/2004 11:31:43 AM PDT by MadIvan (Ronald Reagan - proof positive that one man can indeed change the world.)
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To: I_killed_kenny
manly man with a $25 milion mansion, private jet etc., or any manly man?

It's not the size of the wallet that matters, it's the size of ...







...the heart!

56 posted on 06/13/2004 11:32:06 AM PDT by jellybean (I have learned that the most important thing in America is freedom. Freedom is worth any sacrifice.)
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To: Al Simmons
With Rush's money, he'd be better off finding some really hot chick with a decent personality, and paying for it.

Perhaps he should move to Nevada, where it's legal to pay for it directly (you *always* pay for it.... some ways are just more straightforward than others)

57 posted on 06/13/2004 11:35:48 AM PDT by Mulder (Those who would give up liberty for temporary security, deserve neither -- Ben Franklin)
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To: Al Simmons

Al...are you a guy??? Yikes.


58 posted on 06/13/2004 11:38:29 AM PDT by Hildy ( If you don't stand up for what's RIGHT, you'll settle for what's LEFT.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Al Simmons
Keep your day job.

Al Simmons = Dr. Ruth

59 posted on 06/13/2004 11:39:42 AM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Willie Green

"Al Simmons = Dr. Ruth"

Ha Ha. Real funny. Ha Ha. I'm doubled over laughing. Ha. Ha. (Sarcasm alert).


60 posted on 06/13/2004 11:53:07 AM PDT by Al Simmons (God Bless Ronald Reagan)
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