Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri .. June 7 - 8, 2004

6-07 -04 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear and Billie

[JustAmy]

Errr .... ScienceDiet is a brand of dog food! ;~)

[Lady Jag]

There it goes again!

[JustAmy]

LOL

I think I'll go on a ScienceDiet diet! ; )

[Lady Jag]

You must be very careful on the ScienceDiet. It can be dangerous.

[CholeraJoe]

So, are you admitting to a sex change?;-)

[Lady Jag]

So, are you admitting to a sex change?;-)

I'm not really sure; it was quite a trip.

[KangarooJacqui]

I was married on 7-13-91. 7 and 13 are both priamary numbers, and when multiplied equal 91. 91 is only divisible by 7 and 13.

More "fun with wedding dates"... I was married on 11/9/2002. That's using American date protocol, meaning month/day/year. In Australia, we put the day first, then the month, meaning I was married on 9/11.

Which sort of explains what a disaster that marriage became, in a tearing hurry... (RIP, Chris)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

HI!! I see you are livening things up around here! You have great graphics Lady J!!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I know what you mean.. it seems as tho Meekie has been around here forever! He is just a youngun'!

[Lady Jag]

I see you're bouncing around as well. I thought I'd lived down the questions about my being dog food but encountered here all over again today.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hi everybody!

You know what's neat about seeing all the people walk by to see Reagan? There are so many Generation X's bringing their children.

Isn't that great! Hi Spooky.

I don't know what to do. I've been feeling down for the last couple of days, and I don't know if I should look for more sad poems because that makes me feel sadder. I was looking for jokes, but I don't think this is the right moment. I feel awkward. So I will just post a graphic and a song.

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[The Mayor]

Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican or Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges and more, but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the headquarters and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry, who has answers to everything, but no plan, returns and has zero fish.

Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.

The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W cheatin?" Kerry, perplexed, but satisfied says,
"He sure is, Bill. George W. is cutting holes in the ice!"

[JustAmy]

Good evening, Victoria.

Thanks for the music.

Though it is with sadness that we say good-bye to President Reagan, we should celebrate his life and the wonderful memories that he has left with us.

President Reagan is now at peace and free of pain. My he rest in peace while he awaits his Nancy.

[JustAmy]

Oooops ..... sorry I brought up dog food again. : )

[JustAmy]

LOL

Thanks for the laugh, Rus.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL, good one, Mayor. :-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

we should celebrate his life and the wonderful memories that he has left with us.

Hi Amy, we certainly are.

[Lady Jag]

Oooops ..... sorry I brought up dog food again. : )

Oh please don't be bothered. Diva Betsy Ross is the FReeper friend that gave me the new name. She knows the whole crazy story and gets credit for straightening some of it out and giving me a name that's a whole lot more fun.

[Alberta's Child]

Thanks for the ping, Victoria. Another lovely tribute to President Reagan.

Tampa Bay leads Calgary, 2-0. Lots of money being lost in Calgary tonight, after you guaranteed a 2-1 Calgary win. LOL.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Tampa Bay leads Calgary, 2-0. Lots of money being lost in Calgary tonight, after you guaranteed a 2-1 Calgary win. LOL.

LOL!!! It ain't over yet. Wait until the fat lady sings, hahaha.

I know, it looks bad for the Flames though.