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To: SpookBrat; JustAmy; All; Alberta's Child; Tragically Single; PreviouslyA-Lurker; The Mayor; Jen; ...
Hi everybody!

You know what's neat about seeing all the people walk by to see Reagan? There are so many Generation X's bringing their children.

Isn't that great! Hi Spooky.

I don't know what to do. I've been feeling down for the last couple of days, and I don't know if I should look for more sad poems because that makes me feel sadder. I was looking for jokes, but I don't think this is the right moment. I feel awkward. So I will just post a graphic and a song.


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131 posted on 06/07/2004 6:09:19 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born ~ Ronald Reagan)
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To: Victoria Delsoul; All

Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican or Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner.
There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges and more, but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.

There were to be no observers present and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.

At the end of the first day, George W. returns to the headquarters and he has 10 fish. Soon, Kerry, who has answers to everything, but no plan, returns and has zero fish.

Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with 20 fish and Kerry comes in again with none.
That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Kerry and says, "I think George W. is a lowlife cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.

The next night (after George W. comes back with 50 fish), Clinton says to Kerry, "Well, what about it, is George W cheatin?" Kerry, perplexed, but satisfied says,
"He sure is, Bill. George W. is cutting holes in the ice!"


132 posted on 06/07/2004 6:27:33 PM PDT by The Mayor (A true friend will put a finger on your faults without rubbing them in.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Good evening, Victoria.

Thanks for the music.

Though it is with sadness that we say good-bye to President Reagan, we should celebrate his life and the wonderful memories that he has left with us.

President Reagan is now at peace and free of pain. My he rest in peace while he awaits his Nancy.


133 posted on 06/07/2004 6:29:15 PM PDT by JustAmy (Rest in peace, President Reagan. You made the world a safer place.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Thanks for the ping, Victoria. Another lovely tribute to President Reagan.

Tampa Bay leads Calgary, 2-0. Lots of money being lost in Calgary tonight, after you guaranteed a 2-1 Calgary win. LOL.

139 posted on 06/07/2004 6:57:13 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium . . . sed ego sum homo indomitus")
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