Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama for 17 May 04

Various | 17 May 04 | Me

[Mr. Silverback]

"Mr. Silverback, your ride is here!"

Frickin' gas prices! I had to park the Silverbackmobile and lease this thing. And the darn cupholders can't handle a Big Gulp!

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[Mr. Silverback]

CAPTION-A-RAMA IS UP!!

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[GottaLuvAkitas1]

PICTURE OF BERG AND HIS KILLERS "You know what really gets to me? what really keeps me awake staring at the ceiling until the wee hours of the morning? I'm worried that our soldiers might capture the guys in this photo, and then subject them to sleep deprivation before questioning them. Man, are you going to be able to sleep tonight thinking about Zarqawi losing sleep, or getting stripped naked? I sure won't. (Thanks to Kristinn for that great bit)"

Thank you! This sums up exactly every feeling, and thought I have about this whole thing.
How pathetic have we become when we worry about the "feelings" of killers before we think about the safty of our soldiers?

Great job on all pics!

[Qwinn]

It says "In Cuba, it will never happen".

That's true. The prisoners in the Abu Ghraib pictures haven't been consigned to life in a wheelchair due to malnutrition like Armando Valladeres. The leash pictures just wouldn't work as well if the guy was in a wheelchair.

Qwinn

[Choose Ye This Day]

It's sad to see the Spin Doctors have fallen so low--to do street performances?

[Slings and Arrows]

Something's not right here - dead people are supposed to Democrats.

[Slings and Arrows]

Where's an Israeli bulldozer driver when we need one?

[RightWingMama]

great job! Thanks for the laughs.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"¡Hale mi dedo!

¡Huele mi pedo!"

[Army Air Corps]

See, despite education free of "value judgment" I can spell and write!

As someone with American Indian blood, I do not know what is more culturally offensive: A woman wearing a headdress or the fact that a complete airhead is wearing a poor imitation of a prized possession of a WARRIOR. These people are beyond the pale of stupid. It is a good thing that they are too stoned to vote, work, participate in government, chew their own food, etc.

[cyborg]

LOL good job

[Army Air Corps]

"Oh, please rear end me, officer! Pleeeeeaaasssee!"

[Choose Ye This Day]

Anybody know what it says?

In the Ultimate Zen Moment of Irony, it says:

"In Cuba, It Will Never Happen."

I'll let that sink in for a while, before we ask Fidelito's political prisoners their opinion.

[Army Air Corps]

"In Cuba photographing atrocities would never happen! That is if, er, um, atrocities occurred in Cuba. Please don't shoot me, Raul."

[Sloth]

Actually, they arrested Ronald because he threatened to reveal the percentage of kangaroo meat in the average Big Mac.

There's meat in Big Macs?

[Army Air Corps]

I thought Big Macs were made from old jeep tyres, cardboard, and "special spices." Meat in a Big Mac, whoodathunkit. ;-)

[Khurkris]

I'm sorry...but this guy has style.
He is a sharp-dressed man!

[El Conservador]

OK, can you tell me wha the US did to you, personally??? On a serious note, had it not been for "US aggression, she'd be in a brothel "servicing" Japanese soldiers, but, hey, don't let anything get in the way of your hatred towards the US.

Now this piece-of-sh!t won't light up, goddamnit!!!

Actually, he's a grad student... now in his 9th year of his Ph.D.

Anyone care to guess his testosterone levels???

Commune living is a bitch, you know???

Actually, the guys carrying the signs will get double rice and bean rations.

The signs says "In Cuba, this will never happen". I guess they want to send the message that they will fight an invasion, and thus the "abuse" [not that being locked up in tiny cubicles with deafening noises, just like Reinaldo Arenas, is any sort of abuse, you know? If you don't get the reference, go see a movie called "Antes que anochezca" (Before Night Falls) and you'll get it.] won't take place in Cuba. I say: "Who freaking cares??? We're waiting for you guys to implode. Then we'll bring capitalism, and all will be well".

[MeekOneGOP]

[jtminton]

Quality work as usual.