Posted on 05/12/2004 4:20:01 AM PDT by Neets
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Packs of Boy Scouts follow you wherever you go.
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Your medicine cabinet actually contains medicine.
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Two words: nose hairs. |
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Removing the tag from the mattress is your idea of rebellion. |
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Bran. |
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Parts of you that you wish would grow just keep shrinking. |
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Parts of you that you wish would shrink just keep growing. |
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You can drive for hours with your turn signal blinking. |
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More bran. |
| And the number one sign you're getting older: Birthday threads like this are a little too true to be funny anymore. Happy Birthday!!! |
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Congratulations!
Leni
This is just too spooky.
The Democrat nominee for President, John KanERRY?
Does this guy (Happy Birthday!!) think the Earth rotates around him?
Foucault, Jean Bernard Leon (f¡ko´), 1819-68, French physicist. Investigating the speed of light, he determined its velocity in air and found that its speed in water and other media decreased in proportion to the index of refraction.
He originated the Foucault PENDULUM with which he demonstrated the earth's rotation,
... invented (1852) the GYROSCOPE, and with the physicist Armand Fizeau took the first clear photograph of the sun.
:-)
Happy Birthday!!!!!
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