This is what a man looks like who likes to lure little children lost in the woods into his home and put them in his oven.
Posted on 04/26/2004 5:56:14 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
Edited on 07/12/2004 4:14:44 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
One night last summer, radio host Larry Elder beckoned his listeners to the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood to film a documentary lampooning liberal film maker Michael Moore.
Intrigued, producer Eric Peterkofsky showed up for the night's comedy. He listened as comic Jeff Wayne headlined the event with right-wing jokes rarely heard in comedy shows.
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The first duty of proper Washingtonians is to demonstrate that they are smarter than whomever they happen to be talking about. It's quite easy to fulfill this mission when you are talking about the past. It's child's play for a salad-course solon who spent the entire 1990's ignoring foreign affairs to condemn the administration piously for not focusing like a laser beam on Al Qaeda on Aug. 6, 2001.As Brooks said, "C'est délicieux!"It's harder to be a smart aleck about the future, especially in regards to Najaf and Falluja, where none of the choices are good ones. Do the Baathists win a victory every day they hold off our siege? Or if we take them out now, do we undermine Sistani? We Klieg Light Kierkegaards will give you the right answer — three years from now, after whatever option the president takes has been judged and found wanting.
This is what a man looks like who likes to lure little children lost in the woods into his home and put them in his oven.
That sounds fun! Maybe we need to put some of our southern hospitality to work and arrange one of those down here on the "Best Coast".
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There was a time I didnt' think the WWII Memorial should go on the mall. I contributed to it, but thought that beautiful space might become cluttered as veterans of every conflict demanded no less than a spot on the mall.
I may have been wrong...
Lovely, just lovely.
According to the Los Angeles Times, "in one 24-hour period," Kerry "invoked his service" in Vietnam:
*To fend off attacks by his Republican rivals;
*As evidence he will fight to expand healthcare;
*As evidence he understands the complicated landscape in Iraq
*To explain his love of peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
That last one calls for an explanation: "His passion for PB&Js, Kerry told his companions, dated back to Vietnam, where he not only ate them frequently but traded them for other commodities."
This info makes me wonder if the Kerry's help has to put up with endless bloviations from Effin' about his VN days.
One more thing, Kerry traded PB&J? What, his mommy sent sandwhiches? Nobody else had access to PB&J? sheesh!
At the end of a long day on the ol' campaign trail:
Marvin the Butler: Good evening, sir. Could I get you a drink?
Effin: Roger that, my good man. I could use some hootch. And bring me a f*#%n' paper in my quarters...I want to see if the f*#*n' friendlies are covering up my fubars and suppressing the incoming like they agreed to. Did you hear that f*#*n' Algore sent me a memo about my long answers to simple questions? Oh, and check the driveway and make sure the f*#*n' SUV isn't visible from the f*#*in' street. Did I ever tell you I was in Vietnam?
Have you noticed Kerry is incapable of looking enthusiastic?
Exit stage (you guessed it) LEFT.
Please, don't let Kerry get elected.
Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski
Those bumps on your face make me hot.
US Senator Hillary Clinton (news - web sites) (L), D-NY, listens as Indian Ambassador Lalit Mansingh (R) delivers remarks at the announcement of the first-ever US Senate caucus dedicated to relations between the United States and India at Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.(AFP/Paul J. Richards)
Do you suppose she came up with this caucus idea right after that awful joke she told about Ghandi running "a gas station down in St. Louis"?
Libs are sooooo transparent! I'm just surprised she didn't paint a dot on her forehead.
After my last post, our power went out for at least three hours, due to the electrical fire at a house down the street. Oh well, you have to get your excitement where you can find it in this little town.
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