According to the Los Angeles Times, "in one 24-hour period," Kerry "invoked his service" in Vietnam:
*To fend off attacks by his Republican rivals;
*As evidence he will fight to expand healthcare;
*As evidence he understands the complicated landscape in Iraq
*To explain his love of peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches.
That last one calls for an explanation: "His passion for PB&Js, Kerry told his companions, dated back to Vietnam, where he not only ate them frequently but traded them for other commodities."
This info makes me wonder if the Kerry's help has to put up with endless bloviations from Effin' about his VN days.
One more thing, Kerry traded PB&J? What, his mommy sent sandwhiches? Nobody else had access to PB&J? sheesh!
At the end of a long day on the ol' campaign trail:
Marvin the Butler: Good evening, sir. Could I get you a drink?
Effin: Roger that, my good man. I could use some hootch. And bring me a f*#%n' paper in my quarters...I want to see if the f*#*n' friendlies are covering up my fubars and suppressing the incoming like they agreed to. Did you hear that f*#*n' Algore sent me a memo about my long answers to simple questions? Oh, and check the driveway and make sure the f*#*n' SUV isn't visible from the f*#*in' street. Did I ever tell you I was in Vietnam?