Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[westmex]

Not much to that little town...Only business last time I was there a few years back was a saloon...The Catholic Church was still going and the burial ground there was kept up....The other cemetery is maybe three or four miles out of town in the middle of nowhere...Just no official body responsible for it.....Some of the graves were being taken care of, probably by family still in the area....I have a pic somewhere of it but haven't scanned it....My daughter don't care anything about such stuff..Don't think she even knows where any of her grandparents are buried...Might know the town where the wifes mother is buried, but I wouldn't bet on it....

[Conservababe]

You will exuse me, Westy, if I say that I have no respect for your daughter.

[westmex]

She just picked up a different set of values in college...No money or big house in dead ancestors..They can't do a thing for her.....

Think it's time to go zap my evenings taquitos....lol

[restornu]

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[restornu]

Goodnight Westy! and all

[Mo1]

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

[Mo1]

Subject: Just a reminder of how clever women can be!:

Just a reminder of how clever women can be!:

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more
than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,
"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his
wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all
the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched
out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest
friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a
shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend
said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the
casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I
promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with
him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
account and I wrote him a check."
Send this to every "Clever Female" you know!

[catpuppy]

gran, I am so sorry to read of your accident. Hope you're feeling better today.

[Pippin]

Hi, Gran!

How are you doing today after your accident?

[null and void]

Just had a little thump of an earthquake. Maybe a 2.0?

[Mo1]

Oh wow Gran .. be careful with that burn and make sure it doesn't get infected

If you don't want to go to the hospital .. please check in with your doctor .. he can prescribe something for the burn

[grannie9]

Hi guys,

I got some sleep last night. The Lidocaine spray and a few aspirins helped.

I woke up covered with nice yellow blisters all the way down my front. It's all red and looks like someone poured Grenadine down the front of me. Grenadine with some crushed Pineapple.. lol Sound good? Add a little Rum and I might make a good cocktail.. ;)

I have to gauze and tape my self up now, to see if I can keep these blisters from breaking and not getting infected. The pain is gone mostly, except when I accidently touch it, or rub it against my clothes.

No.........I am not typing in the buff.. ;)

[grannie9]

Thanks for you concern Nully. I hope you don't get anymore earthquakes..

Hang in there buddy..

[null and void]

No.........I am not typing in the buff.. ;)

Killjoy

[grannie9]

LOL.. I don't do hospitals, and who has a DR? I will keep a good eye on myself and I know where I can find one if I need him..

The hard part is getting in the shower, as I have no control over how hard it sprays, and it's a beauty but not for this deal.. ;)

[grannie9]

LOL, Nully I have a see-thru house.. My neighbors would not be thrilled..

[null and void]

Nully I have a see-thru house.

Even the shower?

[null and void]

666 and 777? He's back!

[grannie9]

Now I know.. You're the one who cursed me.. You took over my 666 #. +:( Back away now.. back away..

[restornu]

That was nice thank you!