Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 16

[null and void]

Could be...

[Conservababe]

LOL Evidently he knows the value of money even at such a tender age. We didn't know he knew, though.

A strange thing about this child, four years old. He is a computer and movie fanatic. He can pop his own disks into the computer since he was two years old and play away. Once his parents disconnected the VCR in his room as a punishment and he reconnected it and popped his movie in.

But, what puzzles us is that he knows what movie it is even if the cover is off and the color coding is the same. I am beginning to think he either can read already or marks them himself in some special way.

LOL

[ValerieUSA]

Not all my sons are grown. I have a 14 yr old and 17 yr old still living here with me.

[Mo1]

So, when the ENT was on the way, our Jeremiah suddenly projectile vomits, and the coin is out.

And the bill for that will be ????

I don't miss those late night runs to the ER .. I never had that problem with Dana or Carly .. but Jess .. that child use to scare the day lights out of me

[Conservababe]

I am sure that since the ENT was called out, they will be billed.

I know what you mean with scares. The mother of this child, as a child herself, ate everything that was available to taste....plants, diaper rash ointment, bugs....

I kept the hotline to the Poison Control Center on my fridge until she was in junior high.

LOL

[Mo1]

I kept the hotline to the Poison Control Center on my fridge until she was in junior high. LOL

Yea .. I had to call them once for Jess over cough medicine .. Thankfully she spilled more on the floor then she drank

And I had that stuff in a sealed Tupperware bin in the cabinet high above the sink thinking she couldn't reach it.

[catpuppy]

it was staged a lot

Was Not! And real skates have wheels.

[catpuppy]

You listening Sharkie??

Hockey is his weakness ... along with wind surfing, blizzards, roller derby, ice fishing, snow shoveling, frost bite, professional wrestling and other Michigan favorites.

[Darksheare]

I didn't do it!
It's nto my fault.. I.. I...
*looks over at torso-less legs impatiently tapping one foot*
Oh, umm. .yes?
I seem to have found my legs, gimme half a moment..

[Darksheare]

"Reality Bites *L*"

Usually with nice long sharp canines too.
*sigh*
All too true about the 'unable to comply' mention.
But I've run into 70-ish somethings who, though they can't run as fast as they used to, still feel young on the inside.
Impish types they are.

I usually beware of them, they're far trickier and more prankish than I.

[ValerieUSA]

1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high five.
4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use small words and draw pictures to explain.
7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end.
Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend!

[null and void]

Awwwwwwwww!

*smootch*

[Pippin]

LOL!

Didn't do what?

[restornu]

Oosp! Thank you for correcting me!

[Darksheare]

Dunno, but it felt good to deny it, whatever it was.
Been offline for 10 days.
Been suffering FR withdrawl..

[Mo1]

Check this out

Veteran John O'Neill will be on CNN between 5:15 and 5:45pm today...

[Mo1]

But I've run into 70-ish somethings who, though they can't run as fast as they used to, still feel young on the inside.

Nothing wrong with that .. But I bet they are much wiser then my hubby :0)

[grannie9]

OK all you people.. I need some help here. I made this drawing from something I just saw in the sky. It was white and quite small to the naked eye. I saw it while I laid on my raft laying in the pool. The sky was very blue with very few small scattered clouds.

Al got the binoculars and we both looked at it with them. I knew it was odd because it wasn't a plane but the sun did reflect off of it now and then and told me there was some metal there. It drifted in the sky like a piece of cloth or a balloon in lazy circles but aways heading south against the lower winds that carried the clouds. It was way up there. White with the reflection of metal, and those two crossbars that made it look like a gyroscope. It moved every which way, but was round other than the spike-like things I could see going thru it. Was not a sattelite, because it didn't follow a straight path.. Just drifted around in lazy circles and then go drifting for awhile before it would circle again. I finally lost it behind a cloud and couldn't pick it up again as it neared the sun. What does a weather balloon look like.. Suppose it was one? That squiggly line is the kind of path it took. Or something else?????

[grannie9]

OK all you people.. I need some help here. I made this drawing from something I just saw in the sky. It was white and quite small to the naked eye. I saw it while I laid on my raft laying in the pool. The sky was very blue with very few small scattered clouds.

Al got the binoculars and we both looked at it with them. I knew it was odd because it wasn't a plane but the sun did reflect off of it now and then and told me there was some metal there. It drifted in the sky like a piece of cloth or a balloon in lazy circles but aways heading south against the lower winds that carried the clouds. It was way up there. White with the reflection of metal, and those two crossbars that made it look like a gyroscope. It moved every which way, but was round other than the spike-like things I could see going thru it. Was not a sattelite, because it didn't follow a straight path.. Just drifted around in lazy circles and then go drifting for awhile before it would circle again. I finally lost it behind a cloud and couldn't pick it up again as it neared the sun. What does a weather balloon look like.. Suppose it was one? That squiggly line is the kind of path it took. Or something else?????

[Conservababe]

I am laughing so hard listening to Rush and the lastest Paul Shanklin...Kerry Baby,will you flip flop tonight.