Posted on 04/15/2004 4:47:31 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
And the verdict is ... Bad taste, a whole mouth full.
Here we see Teresa and her lovey in one of their wedding photos that reveal one ugly wedding dress. If your choice in wedding attire is this awful then we must chalk it up to plain old bad taste. The medication must of come after realizing she married a complete bore.
Page Six snippets: IS Bill Clinton using his long-awaited autobiography to help Hillary win the vice presidential spot on Sen. John Kerry's ticket? "If Kerry names her his running mate, the book's release will suddenly be delayed until after the election," said one political expert. Dick Morris - whose own book, "Rewriting History" (a play on Hillary's "Living History"), is due out May 4 - told PAGE SIX: "I think that is very possible. I think that it is also a bit of a threat . . . that if [Kerry] does not choose Hillary, Bill will dominate the environment during the campaign and distract attention from the ticket. If Bill, who has trouble finishing anything and procrastinates constantly, actually finishes the book, there is a reason. Likely she was nagging him to do it so he could raise the pressure for her." ...
SIGHTINGS. . . TERESA Heinz Kerry having a virgin bellini sent up from Nello's as she had her hair done [Who would have suspected she actually had her hair done?] upstairs at the AKS Salon and a half-dozen Secret Service agents and their three vehicles were parked on Madison Avenue .... MONICA Lewinsky and Adam ("Average Joe") Mesh bowling next to each other at Bowlmor Lanes
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There has to be a joke about Monica and a bowling ball, but I don't know what it might be.
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Didn't she marry Kerry about two days after her first husband, Sen. John Heinz died in a helicopter crash? |
Oh btw, don't be such a stranger, stranger.
That Monica looks like she's trying to haul a six pack of bowling balls in a two bowling ball butt.
BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) In most places, the days of a firefighter getting a cat out of a tree are long gone. It's true here, too, though an exception was made when the number of stranded felines added up to five.
Battalion Chief Tom Bergstrom agreed to respond to the plea of a woman whose pet had a litter of kittens in the crook of a branch some 40 feet off the ground. The woman called a veterinarian for advice, and he told her the tiny newborns might not survive the nighttime cold. Even if they did withstand the elements, the pet doctor said, the babies - with their eyes still closed - would probably fall out of the tree once they became mobile.
The woman had tried everything else and it was getting dark. Bergstrom decided firefighters would come to the rescue with an aerial ladder.
The mother cat, Bergstrom said, wasn't too happy that anyone had touched her babies but was calmer when the whole family was safely on the ground.
I went searching, so far I learned that our favorite little anti-American Gwennie Paltrow and Chris were once an item!
Salon Nov. 15, 2000 : Paltrow is reportedly dating Chris Heinz, a 27-year-old Ivy Leaguer whose family is famous for its 57 bottled varieties. Heinz is the son of Teresa Heinz and the late Sen. John Heinz of Pennsylvania. His stepfather is Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry.
Sources tell the New York Post that young Heinz flew Paltrow to London for their first date (making him a flying sauce heir?) -- and has wined and dined her in New York on three separate occasions since.
More from Salon: Though the relationship didn't last, Chris never left the Page Six family. In March 2001 he was spotted at Asia De Cuba in L.A. "ferociously" making out with actor Tom Sizemore's ex-wife Maeve Quinlan. He was at the Hugo Boss House at 2001 Sundance with Paris Hilton and Stephen Baldwin; at the Russian Tea Room with socialite Elisabeth Keiselstein-Cord and DJ Samantha Ronson; at a Suite 16 party for publicist Lara Schriftman. It was reported that he lives in the same downtown Manhattan building as Sean "P. Diddy" Combs. At the December 2003 Miami birthday party of actor and producer Fisher Stevens, Chris hung out with Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz. Tracked down at a Hamptons Kmart, he told a New York Post reporter, "It's sweet! Who knew there were so much oils and lubricants!" [Hmmmm?]and this Christmas he was named one of "The Apple's Top Studs" by the paper. An image on celebrity photographer Patrick McMullan's Web site shows Chris at a Bridget Hall party at Pop Burger, seated at a banquette next to actor Liev Schreiber. On Chris' lap sits a tan, trim woman whose face is not visible. Hey baby. You wanna come and see the Lincoln bedroom?
Chris at Bridget Hall party. Mommy forgot to tell Chris, take off your hat when inside.
Thought I was wrong about the gay thing until the lubricant part of the story, ewwww.
Here's at least one child who will be scarred for life:
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