Page Six snippets: IS Bill Clinton using his long-awaited autobiography to help Hillary win the vice presidential spot on Sen. John Kerry's ticket? "If Kerry names her his running mate, the book's release will suddenly be delayed until after the election," said one political expert. Dick Morris - whose own book, "Rewriting History" (a play on Hillary's "Living History"), is due out May 4 - told PAGE SIX: "I think that is very possible. I think that it is also a bit of a threat . . . that if [Kerry] does not choose Hillary, Bill will dominate the environment during the campaign and distract attention from the ticket. If Bill, who has trouble finishing anything and procrastinates constantly, actually finishes the book, there is a reason. Likely she was nagging him to do it so he could raise the pressure for her." ...
SIGHTINGS. . . TERESA Heinz Kerry having a virgin bellini sent up from Nello's as she had her hair done [Who would have suspected she actually had her hair done?] upstairs at the AKS Salon and a half-dozen Secret Service agents and their three vehicles were parked on Madison Avenue .... MONICA Lewinsky and Adam ("Average Joe") Mesh bowling next to each other at Bowlmor Lanes
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There has to be a joke about Monica and a bowling ball, but I don't know what it might be.
136 posted on 04/15/2004 7:07:12 AM EDT by mountaineer
That Monica looks like she's trying to haul a six pack of bowling balls in a two bowling ball butt.