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The Guild 4-3-2004 Things Bob Actually Does Know About Women #27
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Posted on 04/03/2004 9:12:08 PM PST by Utah Girl

Things Bob Actually Does Know About Women #27

or, The Math of Phone Numbers

Given all of this, the odds of successfully attaining a date based on a phone number attained at a bar can be expressed by the following equation:


Assuming K to be .85, figuring y to be around .5 (although it may be considerably higher if you drink heavily, or slightly lower if you don't drink at all), estimating z to be around .15, and putting b at around a two out of three chance...

Going by those numbers, you need to ask for about twelve numbers for every date you expect to get.


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To: Endeavor
Don't miss Endeavor's link folks...scary stuff lies ahead.
141 posted on 04/08/2004 2:18:42 PM PDT by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: Endeavor
I read that this morning, and thought it odd, not up to usual Noonan standards.
142 posted on 04/08/2004 2:33:53 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
That lipstick and blush is so wrong with an orange base.


143 posted on 04/08/2004 2:39:01 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I am trying to stop an outbreak here and you are driving the monkey to the airport!)
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To: Endeavor
I didn't make it all the way thru Peggy's column. It was so confusing.

I'll go back and read it again after I've checked my mail.

The sun is shining here tonite, and my Magnolia tree is about to burst into bloom. If it snows on Monday and freezes the fleurs I'll just have a Hissy Fit.
144 posted on 04/08/2004 4:19:08 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: Iowa Granny
I have cleaned out the front gardens and planted sweet peas along the fenceline, but I've yet to even approach the back gardens. SCARY I've got to go to Seattle the end of the month and then off to Maine the following week so I'm not planting anything else 'til I get back here. Imagine going from Seattle to IL on a Friday and then from IL to Bar Harbor on Saturday. I'll have to find a really good book to read on all those planes. Any suggestions?
145 posted on 04/08/2004 4:32:07 PM PDT by Endeavor (Don't count your Hatch before it chickens)
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To: Endeavor
I haven't read anything 'for the fun of it' for several months. I did notice someone recommend a great book on another thread a couple of weeks ago. If I can ever pull the title out of the recesses and folds of my brain I'll let you know.

I've got about a week left of intense work, then I'll be working out of my home office.

I'm heading to Austin in a couple of weeks for a meeting. Any chance you'll be visiting your folks in the near future?
146 posted on 04/08/2004 5:23:17 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: Endeavor
Now that was a just plain goofy thought. We could both jump in the car on a Saturday morning and drive to Galesburg,,, wander thru a few garden centers and have lunch and then go home.

That senerio makes a lot more sense than taking a plane to Austin to see you.
147 posted on 04/08/2004 5:25:28 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: Iowa Granny
Crypes, are you going to be in Austin, or not?
148 posted on 04/08/2004 6:21:13 PM PDT by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: lodwick
Yes, I'm going to be in Austin.

You've got Freepmail.
149 posted on 04/08/2004 6:38:17 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: Endeavor
Sorry to have taken so long. The carpenters are coming and I had to move all furniture (and computer) into another room today. And then I didn't have a long enough cable.

Re: The kitty (Cookie)
age--10 yrs

Female, 1 litter, spayed

inside and outside, less outside lately because of ALL THE CATS that moved in next door!

vaccination history---she gets the works every year, although when I took her in Tuesday they said I was about 3 months past due.

symptoms: I'll mention up front an event late last summer. I noticed a bald spot on her hind qtrs about 4" by 6". Doc treated her for allergy and it cleared up. Never had allergies before. I've been watching that spot for recurrence this spring, but it looked Ok.

Now: Monday night I was awakened by her deep gutteral cries. Found her under a table spinning---like a cat chasing its tail, but she wasn't chasing, just spinning and crying that distress meow they do. It was like she had no control...I thought it was a seizure. I finally got a gentle hand on her and she stopped, but her head kept twitching toward her back, on the right side. Once I calmed her down, she drank some water and went to sleep. Then I thought it might be her ears...like earwigs driving her to distraction or something. She had been scratching her ears a lot. Then I noticed two large bald spots which seemed to have appeared overnight.

She's been sleeping a LOT and seeking out unusually hidden spots and boxes to sleep in.

Went to vet. Temp normal, eyes good, gums good. But she'd lost two pounds since last Sept. (not good). Perhaps a tiny murmur in right ventricle, but barely detectable. Mild inflamation in both ears, but doc didn't seem to think this caused the "siezure". Blood work came back today, no lukemia or aids. A very very mild inflamation of kidneys. Heartworm results will be back tomorrow.
She's eating, lightly but frequently. She's drinking water. I'm putting drops in her ears 2x a day. She actually seemed to feel a little better today.
150 posted on 04/08/2004 7:18:01 PM PDT by Timeout (Down with Donks!)
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To: Timeout
Great chart.

I've not a clue as to your friend's problem.

The spinning and crazy meowling noise has not been good for us.

Prayers and thoughts up, TO.
151 posted on 04/08/2004 7:41:38 PM PDT by lodwick (Wake up, America!)
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To: Endeavor
I'll have to find a really good book to read on all those planes. Any suggestions?

I haven't read these yet but they're on my wish list.

From the Inside Flap
The man in the cockpit fighting the war on terror.

When terrorists crashed a plane into the Pentagon, he was there-helping carry the wounded to safety. And he's been there-leading the war on terror, directing its operations around the world in both open and covert missions, and bluntly focusing on one primary goal: killing terrorists. He is Donald Rumsfeld. His great fear was a second Pearl Harbor. When it happened on September 11, 2001, he led the charge to make sure it never happens again.

This book takes you inside Rumsfeld's Pentagon, detailing the far-sighted, courageous decisions he has made to enable our military to fight this most unconventional of wars. Rowan Scarborough, veteran national security reporter for the Washington Times, has had access to Rumsfeld himself as well as to numerous never-before-released documents that show not only how Rumsfeld is fighting the war, but how he is fighting the bureaucracy and remaking the American military, shifting the focus from the ingrained "can't-do" bureaucracy to the special operations Green Berets, SEALs, and others who live by "can-do."

Many of Rumsfeld's hard-won victories are revealed here for the first time. Scarborough interviewed scores of Rumsfeld's friends and colleagues, including former president Gerald Ford, economist Arthur Laffer, former speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, and many military personnel. He also provides details of some highly secretive Pentagon operations-carried out under Rumsfeld's supervision by groups that most Americans don't even know exist. In addition, Scarborough offers an enlightening comparison between Rumsfeld's decisiveness and willingness to act and declare a war on terror and the Clinton administration's lassitude, distraction, and treatment of terrorism as a law enforcement issue during al Qaeda's astonishingly rapid rise in the 1990s.

Scarborough concludes that history will surely judge Rumsfeld as "one of America's most important defense leaders." Rumsfeld's War reveals why-and how much of the bold new military strategy and vision that we are implementing now in the war on terror we owe to one brilliant, brave, and tenacious man: Donald Rumsfeld.

About the Author ROWAN SCARBOROUGH has covered the Pentagon for the Washington Times for fifteen years and is one of the most respected-and newsbreaking-defense reporters in the country, with unparalleled sources in Department of Defense. Scarborough came to the Times after stints at Defense Week, the Wilmington (Del.) News Journal and the Salisbury (Md.) Daily Times. He graduated summa cum laude from the School of Journalism at the University of Maryland and served in the Navy as a hospital corpsman.

Book Description
The making of an American icon
The sudden rise of Donald Rumsfeld to political stardom has been one of the most unexpected developments of the last few years. When he was appointed secretary of defense, no one foresaw that he would become the most prominent and influential member of President George W. Bush's cabinet. But as the main architect of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, Rumsfeld moved into a central position as a policymaker. And through his televised briefings, he also moved into the spotlight, where he won the almost worshipful admiration of millions of Americans by the extraordinary directness, agility, and confident poise he showed in handling the press.

Drawing on her long acquaintance with Rumsfeld, a wealth of documents, and interviews with him and his family, friends, and colleagues, Midge Decter provides riveting accounts of the many milestones marking the journey Rumsfeld made from the suburbs of Chicago to the Pentagon. There is the insurgent young congressman; the head of the Office of Economic Opportunity; the ambassador to NATO; the White House chief of staff; the youngest ever secretary of defense; the successful corporate executive; and, finally, the spectacular second tour of duty as secretary of defense under Bush.

As this remarkable story unfolds, Decter brings her knowledge of American culture to bear on the question of why so many Americans have responded so fervently to Rumsfeld. In answering, she points to the values of the Midwest in which he was born and bred and the powerful appeal they still exert in spite of how old-fashioned they seem in certain circles.

Decter's fascinating account of the life and career of Donald Rumsfeld, lavishly illustrated with photographs from the private collection of the Rumsfeld family, is, then, essential reading for anyone who wishes to become better acquainted with a key figure in public life -- a figure whose rise to stardom sheds new light on the current condition of the American people.

152 posted on 04/09/2004 3:19:11 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (That loud grinding sound you hear is the simultaneous teeth gnashing of 50 million dems.)
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To: lodwick
Andrew Sullivan had this email from a Marine. Read it and pray hard this Easter....
A marine writes home:

Things have been busy here. You know I can't say much about it. However, I do know two things. One, POTUS has given us the green light to do whatever we needed to do to win this thing so we have that going for us. Two, and my opinion only, this battle is going to have far reaching effects on not only the war here in Iraq but in the overall war on terrorism. We have to be very precise in our application of combat power. We cannot kill a lot of innocent folks (though they are few and far between in Fallujah). There will be no shock and awe. There will be plenty of bloodshed at the lowest levels. This battle is the Marine Corps' Belleau Wood for this war. 2/1 and 1/5 will be leading the way. We have to find a way to kill the bad guys only. The Fallujahans are fired up and ready for a fight (or so they think). A lot of terrorists and foreign fighters are holed up in Fallujah. It has been a sanctuary for them. If they have not left town they are going to die. I'm hoping they stay and fight.

This way we won't have to track them down one by one.

This battle is going to be talked about for a long time. The Marine Corps will either reaffirm its place in history as one of the greatest fighting organizations in the world or we will die trying. The Marines are fired up. I'm nervous for them though because I know how much is riding on this fight (the war in Iraq, the view of the war at home, the length of the war on terror and the reputation of the Marine Corps to name a few). However, every time I've been nervous during my career about the outcome of events when young Marines were involved they have ALWAYS exceeded my expectations. I'm praying this is one of those times.

Like I said, pray often and fervently for these incredibly brave Americans.
153 posted on 04/09/2004 4:12:09 AM PDT by Timeout (Down with Donks!)
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To: BigWaveBetty; Endeavor
I heard Rowan Scarborough interviewed on a radio show - the Rummy book sounds interesting.

Why did the 'toon get to testify privately?

WASHINGTON - In the shadows of Condoleezza Rice's testimony, former President Clinton met privately with the Sept. 11 commission Thursday and discussed his terrorism policies and his decision not to retaliate against al-Qaida for the 2000 bombing of a Navy ship. Commissioners described Clinton's testimony, which lasted more than three hours, as frank and informative. rest of story

There's a first time for everything.

154 posted on 04/09/2004 4:48:22 AM PDT by mountaineer
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Hillary Clinton has added a new afterword to the paperback edition of her best seller "Living History." She recalls a middle-aged man at one of her book signings giving "me his business card with the handwritten message, 'If you're ever single, give me a call'"... source

That was no man, baby, it was Rosie!

155 posted on 04/09/2004 4:52:11 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
frank and informative

Bullbleep. No doubt he talked about how wonderful he is and how hard he worked for the American people for four hours. They probably had to get the hook.

156 posted on 04/09/2004 5:14:00 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (That loud grinding sound you hear is the simultaneous teeth gnashing of 50 million dems.)
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To: Timeout
I will continue to pray for our brave men and women.

Did you get a gander at Matthews last night? He must have watched a different 9/11 hearing than the one I watched yesterday. It's depressing to think that people as smart as Matthews don't give a crap that the lies and selective opinions they spew hurt the morale of our soldiers and embolden the enemy.

I wish someone would smack some sense into these dolts.

157 posted on 04/09/2004 5:20:52 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (That loud grinding sound you hear is the simultaneous teeth gnashing of 50 million dems.)
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To: BigWaveBetty
I watched most of her testimony and was only disappointed with one of her answers. It had to do with her frequently quoted remark that President Bush was "tired of swatting flies". Bob Kerrey badgered her: "What flies did he ever swat?".

She should have put him in his place and told him the president was not referring to himself personally, he was referring the the U.S. government's response to past attacks on its citizens and its interests. Examples: 1998 pinprick missile attack on Sudan/Afghan camps, stand-off missile response to Saddam's attempted assasination of Bush 41, tit-for-tat responses to Saddam's efforts to shoot down our planes over the no-fly zone, legalistic response to first WTC bombing, legalistic response to Khobar Towers....I could go on.

Obviously Bush wasn't referring to his own "swatting". She should've hit that one out of the park and left Kerrey with egg on his face. (Not to ovverdo the metaphors?)
158 posted on 04/09/2004 6:33:44 AM PDT by Timeout (Down with Donks!)
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To: BigWaveBetty
This seems an appropriate Good Friday picture:

Marines pray over fallen buddy.

Where do we find such men...indeed.

159 posted on 04/09/2004 7:56:54 AM PDT by Timeout (Down with Donks!)
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To: BigWaveBetty
This seems an appropriate Good Friday picture:

Marines pray over fallen buddy.

Where do we find such men...indeed.

160 posted on 04/09/2004 7:57:13 AM PDT by Timeout (Down with Donks!)
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