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Paris Hilton Thrown From Horse, Injured in Taping 'Simple Life 2'
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Posted on 03/19/2004 8:10:09 PM PST by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
Sounds like a tape better than the original. Is it in crappy infrared?
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:11:33 PM PST
by
Porterville
(Did I spell something wrong? Does that make you mad? Poor baby.)
To: chance33_98
Paris Hilton thrown off horse, lands on head; X-rays reveal nothing.
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:11:38 PM PST
by
Loyalist
(Tony Clement for Leader: Conservative Party of Canada!)
To: chance33_98
She's hot.
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:13:23 PM PST
by
AM2000
To: chance33_98
Is the horse O.K?
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:15:38 PM PST
by
Redcoat LI
( "help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
To: AM2000
She's hot.
The girls not bad either
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:16:51 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: AM2000
She'd do in a pinch, not long term material though.
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:18:42 PM PST
by
chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
id do her again to make it a even once
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:21:16 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: chance33_98
Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw her off and kicked her in the stomach Bad horsie! You shouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been.
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posted on
03/19/2004 8:26:42 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proudly out of step with the majority since 1973)
To: chance33_98; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Hilton, 23, was first treated at the scene The Treating of Paris.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Bad horsie! You shouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been.
*snigger, chortle, fall off chair laughing...* AGREED!
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posted on
03/19/2004 9:14:09 PM PST
by
KangarooJacqui
("If you can't be a good example,you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Kerry campaign slogan?)
To: chance33_98
Okay, here's the scene:
You're a (male) intern, doctor, emergency room attendant, whatever. Someone comes and tells you you have to examine Paris Hilton...
Do you look at the calendar to see if April first has shown up already?
And for the allegedly fastidious among us who "wouldn't touch her with a Metrically measured pole," another question:
When, and in what order do you:
Scrub
Examine her
Hmm?
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posted on
03/19/2004 10:17:14 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Eureka! I have discovered it! After studying philosophies from all over, the secret to happiness is)
To: chance33_98; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Paris the Heiress sat on a colt,
Paris the Heiress had a great jolt.
Fallen, kicked horseless,
And flat on her back--
Next up for Paris: "When Animals Attack!"
To: NicknamedBob
LOL....... finally someone in show business uses some sense......... the horse! He probably didn't want that skank on his back either!
To: chance33_98
Insert obligitory bestiality joke here:
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posted on
03/20/2004 7:29:47 AM PST
by
KC Burke
(tedsayshewasnevertaughttosurfacedive)
To: KC Burke
I refuse to use the word "Whorse" in this context. You will never see me place "Whorse" next to "Paris" and "Horse".
To: Charles Henrickson; chance33_98; mikrofon
Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw her off and kicked her in the stomach during the taping of "The Simple Life 2" The horse's ass didn't like the competition.
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posted on
03/20/2004 9:53:50 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(STOP CASTING POROSITY!)
To: Loyalist; Xenalyte; martin_fierro; mikrofon
"The horse, it like threw me . . . and I was, like, down on the ground, and I'm like, 'This is so not happening!' And then he like kicked me in the stomach . . . and I'm like totally in pain! And then they take me to this gross hospital, and I've got like this huge bruise on my stomach. . . . And now how am I supposed to wear anything that shows my midriff? Why is this happening to me?!"
To: Charles Henrickson; Loyalist; Xenalyte; martin_fierro
< from newswire >
Horse Ridden By Paris' Jumps, Daily Says
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posted on
03/20/2004 11:01:09 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(One way of getting off her high-horse...)
To: chance33_98
Lucky girl. That could have been serious.
My neice was kicked in the face and came a fraction of having a bone splinter in her brain.
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posted on
03/20/2004 3:32:34 PM PST
by
OpusatFR
(Liberals lie because the truth would kill them all off.)
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