[NicknamedBob]

Okay, here's the scene:

You're a (male) intern, doctor, emergency room attendant, whatever. Someone comes and tells you you have to examine Paris Hilton...

Do you look at the calendar to see if April first has shown up already?

And for the allegedly fastidious among us who "wouldn't touch her with a Metrically measured pole," another question:

When, and in what order do you:

Scrub
Examine her

Hmm?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

LOL....... finally someone in show business uses some sense......... the horse! He probably didn't want that skank on his back either!