[Porterville]

Sounds like a tape better than the original. Is it in crappy infrared?

[Loyalist]

Paris Hilton thrown off horse, lands on head; X-rays reveal nothing.

[AM2000]

She's hot.

[Redcoat LI]

Is the horse O.K?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw her off and kicked her in the stomach

Bad horsie! You shouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hilton, 23, was first treated at the scene

The Treating of Paris.

[NicknamedBob]

Okay, here's the scene:

You're a (male) intern, doctor, emergency room attendant, whatever. Someone comes and tells you you have to examine Paris Hilton...

Do you look at the calendar to see if April first has shown up already?

And for the allegedly fastidious among us who "wouldn't touch her with a Metrically measured pole," another question:

When, and in what order do you:

Scrub
Examine her

Hmm?

[Charles Henrickson]

Paris the Heiress sat on a colt,
Paris the Heiress had a great jolt.
Fallen, kicked horseless,
And flat on her back--
Next up for Paris: "When Animals Attack!"

[KC Burke]

Insert obligitory bestiality joke here:

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[OpusatFR]

Lucky girl. That could have been serious.

My neice was kicked in the face and came a fraction of having a bone splinter in her brain.