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Lonesome Loser

Posted on 02/12/2004 2:46:18 PM PST by Smelly_Fed

Artist: Little River Band

Lonesome Loser

The Little River Band

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Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'


Oohoohooh .... oooh ....

Sit down, take a look at yourself

Don't you want to be somebody

Someday somebody's gonna see inside

You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say

He lost his head and he gambled his heart away

He still keeps searching though there's nothing left

Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost.

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

"It's okay", he smiles and says
Though this loneliness is driving him crazy,

He don't show what goes on in his head,

but if you watch very close you'll see it all

(Instrumental)

Sit down, take a look at yourself

Don't you want to be somebody

Someday somebody's gonna see inside

You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Have you heard about the lonesome loser

Now tell me have you heard about the lonesome loser


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: chappaquiddick; kennedy; kopechne; parody; teddy
I whipped this up after the SOTU - thought you all might enjoy it. Wish I had a flash program, I'd love to set this to music.
1 posted on 02/12/2004 2:46:19 PM PST by Smelly_Fed
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To: Smelly_Fed
Did you catch teddy playing with his flabby cheek during the SOTU? Fox had a closeup of him batting the hanging flab back and forth. I kept the segment and burned it to DVD.
2 posted on 02/12/2004 2:50:13 PM PST by Dataman
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To: Dataman
Yeah, saw that... in fact that was sort of the impetus to me putting this parody together. He really needs to switch to diet soda. Really.
3 posted on 02/12/2004 2:54:35 PM PST by Smelly_Fed
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To: Smelly_Fed
diet soda

diet scotch perhaps????

4 posted on 02/12/2004 6:40:44 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Sic Semper Tyrannus)
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To: Smelly_Fed
That's very good, you should put that on Powerpoint. Of course, when it comes to stabbing America in the back Ted has been a consistant winner. He's a multi-tasking wonder, whether it's sabotaging immigration law, killing reforms in committee or perpetuating evil as only a lifer politician can. Ted is the Poobah of Porkbelly, the Master of Muckraking and the Caliph of Corruption. The damage he has done to America is almost immeasurable.

Forgive me for dwelling on his good points.

5 posted on 02/12/2004 8:36:39 PM PST by NewRomeTacitus
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To: Smelly_Fed
(Instrumental)

ROFLMAO

6 posted on 02/13/2004 12:41:53 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Spirit & Opportunity~The race is ON! Which will find the first Martian trout stream.)
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To: Professional Engineer
Rumor is, Teddy plays a mean colon.
7 posted on 02/13/2004 1:41:00 PM PST by Smelly_Fed
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