[Smelly_Fed]

I whipped this up after the SOTU - thought you all might enjoy it. Wish I had a flash program, I'd love to set this to music.

[Dataman]

Did you catch teddy playing with his flabby cheek during the SOTU? Fox had a closeup of him batting the hanging flab back and forth. I kept the segment and burned it to DVD.

[NewRomeTacitus]

That's very good, you should put that on Powerpoint. Of course, when it comes to stabbing America in the back Ted has been a consistant winner. He's a multi-tasking wonder, whether it's sabotaging immigration law, killing reforms in committee or perpetuating evil as only a lifer politician can. Ted is the Poobah of Porkbelly, the Master of Muckraking and the Caliph of Corruption. The damage he has done to America is almost immeasurable.

Forgive me for dwelling on his good points.

[Professional Engineer]

(Instrumental)

ROFLMAO