To: Momaw Nadon
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.
3 posted on
02/11/2004 9:46:45 AM PST by
Bikers4Bush
(Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
To: Bikers4Bush
I think we'd make great pets.
23 posted on
02/11/2004 10:06:28 AM PST by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Bikers4Bush
Manbeef is an essential part of a nutritious low-carb diet.
37 posted on
02/11/2004 10:24:43 AM PST by
lchoro
To: Bikers4Bush
Actually it is alleged that the aliens prefer to abduct small, slight skinny humans, and fair and blond ones, and usually women 90% of the time...
More on Mars (see also my tagline}:
There was ancient primitive life there;
of that I have no doubt.
But those ancient primitive life forms,
Would be hardly the life-forms I'D worry about!
58 posted on
02/11/2004 10:48:10 AM PST by
Chris Talk
(What Earth now is, Mars once was. What Mars now is, Earth will become.)
To: Bikers4Bush
They have a cookbook called "To Serve Man".
80 posted on
02/11/2004 11:25:26 AM PST by
Twinkie
To: Bikers4Bush
Figures I'd find you here!
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first. Great. I'm doomed.
To: Bikers4Bush
PRESIDENT
Why all this destruction? Why can't we settle our differences and work things out? Why can't we just get along?
The Martian Leader offers the President his hand. The President, surprised and pleased, shakes it. Then an odd thing happens. The Martian Leader's hand detaches from his wrist.
Before the President has time to blink, the hand scurries up his arm -- to his shoulder. (NOTE : the hand has a mechanical tail - curled up like a scoripon's tail).
PRESIDENT
Hey, what's going on here?
The scorpion-tailed hand scurries over his shoulder and on to his back. The President tries to swipe it off. Then the hand tenses its fingers - the tail uncurls and jabs its sharp point into the President's back.
PRESIDENT
Ugh!
The sharp-pointed metal tail comes through the President's chest. He looks down.
PRESIDENT
What IS that?
The spike-tail telescopes out of his chest!!!
He fails backwards, dead, on to the floor-map of the world.
The spike-tail's tip flips open. A MARTIAN FLAG snaps out.
The Martian Leader and his troops look at the dead President with the Martian Flag impaled in his chest -- and laugh.
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.Thank goodness for my low carb diet and pilates. I'm safe. ; * )
96 posted on
02/11/2004 11:46:50 AM PST by
dubyagee
(What a world...what a world.)
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first. And they could round out their meals with some fruits (homersexuals) and vegetables (the not so bright).
104 posted on
02/11/2004 12:05:38 PM PST by
searchandrecovery
(Justice is the final pillar to fall.)
To: Bikers4Bush
...they'll eat the fat one's first. Depends. If the "visitors" value taste, then probably. If they're on a low fat kick, then probably not. If they want
to sample the local cuisine, then all bets are off.
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first.
Damn it! you're right!
Where's that Adkins guy's book...................
154 posted on
02/11/2004 2:01:39 PM PST by
WhiteGuy
(Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come, let's eat the fat ones first.
To: Bikers4Bush
When the aliens come they'll eat the fat one's first. Survival in part will mean never be the slowest runner in your group of friends!!
To: Bikers4Bush
Remember Rod Serling's To serve man?
645 posted on
02/15/2004 3:22:23 AM PST by
R. Scott
(My cynicism rises with the proximity of the elections.)
To: Bikers4Bush
It's it's A COOKBOOK.
879 posted on
02/16/2004 6:41:02 PM PST by
Mikey
To: Bikers4Bush
They be easy to identify...they'll be in air stream trailers !
1,039 posted on
03/12/2005 3:32:17 PM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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