[bushbiker]

PRESIDENT

Why all this destruction? Why can't we settle our differences and work things out? Why can't we just get along?

The Martian Leader offers the President his hand. The President, surprised and pleased, shakes it. Then an odd thing happens. The Martian Leader's hand detaches from his wrist.

Before the President has time to blink, the hand scurries up his arm -- to his shoulder. (NOTE : the hand has a mechanical tail - curled up like a scoripon's tail).

PRESIDENT

Hey, what's going on here?

The scorpion-tailed hand scurries over his shoulder and on to his back. The President tries to swipe it off. Then the hand tenses its fingers - the tail uncurls and jabs its sharp point into the President's back.

PRESIDENT

Ugh!

The sharp-pointed metal tail comes through the President's chest. He looks down.

PRESIDENT

What IS that?

The spike-tail telescopes out of his chest!!!

He fails backwards, dead, on to the floor-map of the world.

The spike-tail's tip flips open. A MARTIAN FLAG snaps out.

The Martian Leader and his troops look at the dead President with the Martian Flag impaled in his chest -- and laugh.

[Bikers4Bush]

I love that movie. Especially when what's her faces head is on the dog.

Lol!

[Quix]

Now if only Billdo could have had the experience on Mars say a few hours after his first inauguration?