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Woman's chastity belt set off airport security alarm
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| Fri Feb 6, 6:42 AM ET
Posted on 02/06/2004 10:01:20 AM PST by martin_fierro
Woman's chastity belt set off airport security alarm
Fri Feb 6, 6:42 AM ET
ATHENS (AFP) - When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing.
"It happened a few days before Christmas. The metal detector went off and after a further check we found out she was wearing a chastity belt," airport police official Dimitris Tzouvaras told AFP, confirming a report in the daily newspaper To Vima.
"The woman was allowed to fly on to London on the pilot's responsibility," Tzouvaras added Friday.
According to the press report, the woman told police officers her husband had forced her to put on the belt to make sure she had no extra-marital affair during a brief visit to Greece.
Tzouvaras did not comment on that report.
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KEYWORDS: chastitybelt; gonnagetmidievalonu; inalockbox; underlockandkey
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posted on
02/06/2004 10:02:44 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Oriental by Occident)
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To: William Creel
Most woman would kick their husband's ass if they tried that. Yay, verily. Right in the codpiece I'd wager. Forsooth!
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posted on
02/06/2004 10:24:10 AM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Did Noah keep his bees in archives?)
To: martin_fierro
I wonder if she was really British, or if she was an Islamo-Britisher. I think these gadgets went out of style among real Britishers a couple hundred years ago.
To: ecurbh; g'nad; ksen; Bear_in_RoseBear; Ramius; Scott from the Left Coast; osagebowman; 300winmag; ..
Is it mithril? ping...
To: Corin Stormhands
Well, that is one marriage I am glad I am not in!
To: martin_fierro
Her husband must know her better than WE do:)
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posted on
02/06/2004 10:45:53 AM PST
by
international american
(Support our troops..............................................revoke Hillary's visa!!)
To: martin_fierro
It wouldn't have stopped Bill Clinton.
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posted on
02/06/2004 11:24:15 AM PST
by
Jaxter
("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
To: Corin Stormhands
Nah, mithril wouldn't have set the alarms off....I don't think magnets stick to it either.
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posted on
02/06/2004 12:58:02 PM PST
by
ksen
(This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand, Men of the West!)
To: Corin Stormhands
If it was mithril, it might be too tough to wear.
And if made by certain smiths, it'd glow when orcs got close.
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:29:49 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(The SCARES will haunt the mind, eventually inducing derangement and senility!)
To: martin_fierro
The guy was dumb. Everyone knows they only work if you also chain it/her to the walls of her cell in the castle, seal up the doors and windows, and surround it with castrated guards you have bribed, and credibly threatened.
Then upon your return...don't believe her anyway.
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:33:04 PM PST
by
PoorMuttly
("Hello, my name is Muttly...and I am a Recovering Human")
To: Darkchylde; grannie9; null and void; sweetliberty; lodwick; Mo1; restornu; Conservobabe; ...
WEIRD stuff thread ping.
Gran, you been out influencing people?
And, before anyone asks, No I have NOTHING to do with this at all.
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:33:41 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(The SCARES will haunt the mind, eventually inducing derangement and senility!)
To: martin_fierro
Yeah, big deal,,,, her boyfriend is a locksmith, no problem!
<|:-)~~
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:39:02 PM PST
by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA Bring 'em Home, Or Send us Back!! Semper Fi)
To: Corin Stormhands
Is it mithril?
'Yes,' said Gandalf. `I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the whole Shire and everything in it.'
To: Darksheare
Maybe it'll be the new fashion trend for the hollyweird creeps?
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:56:41 PM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Mo1
One could only HOPE.
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posted on
02/06/2004 2:02:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(The SCARES will haunt the mind, eventually inducing derangement and senility!)
To: Darksheare
Now I wonder why I got pinged to this thread?????
.....Westy.....
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posted on
02/06/2004 2:23:02 PM PST
by
westmex
To: westmex
That would be my fault.
Pretty weird, right?
A chastity belt at an airport..
I've heard of weird stuff, and this ties with first place.
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posted on
02/06/2004 2:26:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(The SCARES will haunt the mind, eventually inducing derangement and senility!)
To: JoeSixPack1
"Who are you? How did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith... and I'm a locksmith"
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posted on
02/06/2004 2:28:26 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
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