[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

"I came to present the film that I produced on Che Guevara and I am very happy to be in Cuba," Redford told Reuters before the private screening at Havana's Charles Chaplin cinema theater.

I suppose Redford thought this bit of tripe about Che Guevara to be a coruscating, scintillating bit of filmmaking, but honestly, it sounds like another propaganda piece by a hack. I am so very tired of Hollyweird and it’s constant cooing to communist countries… and their “heros”.

A hacked-up has-been,
Coruscating he is not.
Idiot Robert.

Redford Shows Che Guevara Film in Cuba

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[xsmommy]

snowy morning to ya, teach.

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

STAR-BILLIES IV: Return of the Jed

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[RikaStrom]

Hey Students,

I'd like to introduce you to Warrior Nurse. He was at CPAC and does scathing impressions of the democratic nominees. He also did one of McCain that nearly had me falling out of my chair.

Warrior Nurse, meet WFTD, they're all a but nuts so you should get right along with them. :-)

It was a pleasure meeting you and hope to see you next year.

[xsmommy]

We have here one coruscating defecating bovine : )

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

coruscate: What they would call the scandal if Bill Clinton hung out with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Compared to the dems' creed of hating
Bush shines like a gem, coruscating
As the primary season
Proves the libs beyond reason
For November, Bush calmly is waiting

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

While you miscreants were doing God-knows-what over the weekend, I was working my fingers to the bone on this vanity rant.

[Dan from Michigan]

I checked my email. Over 500 new ones. I missed a 'corporate politics' adventure when I was gone.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

FReepers coruscate.
Moore now a miserable
failure. Google FReeped.


There once was a man named Mike.
He said the president took a hike.
He doesn't coruscate,
Just shows his hate.
Cause here's what facts look like.


Now for one w/o the WFTD.


There once was a man named Clark,
Who's supporter was off the mark.
He refuses to rebuke.
Makes you want to puke.
Inside his head must be dark.

[NicknamedBob]

"... Something to do with sick, twisted, etc..."

You rang?

The Dem candidates don't wish to coruscate,
Or even see the light,
They can't even manage to scintillate,
They really aren't that bright.

But give them lots of power,
You'll see what drives their quest.
They'll be men of the hour,
And tell us it's the best.

Don't tell me that it's snowing,
These flakes are blinding me!
But there'll come a day for knowing,
And TruthShallSetMeFree!

P.S. WN, our friend W said to say Hi! (and Thanks!)

[PoorMuttly]

Now that Muttly's luxurious coat is growing back after summer trimming, the coruscating sight of his coruscation practicing with his Yo-Yo coriscates all those who behold his coruscation...and people say "now that's the kind of person/dog we need to run this country!"

[Texan5]

Morning! My computer suddenly died at 6:30 this morning, and I had to replace the power supply. But it's back up now-a quick rhyme, then I've got to go deliver a bid....

This morning on "Fox and Friends"
Dennis Kuchinich was pontificating
In a vain attempt to coruscate
And overcome his dismal rating

He only ended up looking strange
And decidedly over the brink-
Like he's been eating magic mushrooms
With purple kool-aide to drink

[nutmeg]

Check out later

[mikrofon]

CORUSCATE	Can't Skate

[trussell]

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?"

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago.

I was checking out at the local Tom Thumb with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she asked me, "Do you know how much this is?", and I said to her, "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."

She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue what had just happened.....

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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy".

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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help? I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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CONCLUSION:

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid



These people wouldn't know coruscation if it bit them in the a$$.LOL

[NeoCaveman]

Phyllis Shaffley's coruscation
regarding immigration
At CPAC was an inspiration
And an illumination