[canuck_conservative]

Dirty Old Pornographer PING.

While scanning the archives to see if this article had already been posted, and found this particularly-relevant gem posted by another Freeper:

Mike Royko once said, "I have no need to interview Hef. I don't think a guy that chases 19 year old girls who work in the steno pool is a playboy. Give me Cary Grant or Ali Khan. These guys go after the most beautiful women in the world. Women who have enough power that to win them you prove something. That is a playboy."

As opposed to an aging recluse.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Ick. Just ick.

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

I hope there is a special place in Hell for Mr. Hefner.

It won't be much longer before he finds out.

[Paleo Conservative]

They deserve each other.

[E=MC²]

Sorry heff...but once you've kissed madonna it just ruins everyone else for you.

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

I doubt Catherine Zeta Jones would lower herself to comply with the old pimp. More likely she will try to sue him for mentioning her name in the same sentence with Bite-me spears

[newgeezer]

Here's a they-deserve-each-other ping for ya.

[Adrastus]

I recall an instance where Sybil referred to Basil Fawlty as "An aging brilliantined stick insect." Some how that came to mind when I read this post.(BTW, that was in the "Austrailian Girl" skit.)

[Destructor]

"The 77-year-old Playboy founder said he's interested in adding the pop singer to his bevy of beautiful blonde girlfriends."

Somebody take that horny old goat off the viagra I.V. drip, before he gets himself killed!

[shaggy eel]

,,, Britney is young enough to be Hefner's niece's niece.

[hillsborofox]

"I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid." Hefner said.

I didn't think they had movies when Hefner was a kid.

[RightWhale]

She is looking better now she is finally putting some meat on those bones.

[Argus]

"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now,"

I think you mean your senile period, Hef.

[Solson]

I would bet $$ that Britney will appear in the mag within the next three years...

It's the only way her career can survive. her music and voice suck and she's ruined her image.

[Sangria]

Spears would probably like to nestle with this old geezer, too. Anybody who would French kiss Madona is pretty desperate.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Just... ick.

[mlbford2]

Guys like Dodi Fiad (sp?) would be considered a playboy. Hefner is just a dirty old man who can afford hot whores. Not much difference between Hefner and the guy who pulls up in his El Camino to a street corner and axs's the ho's how much fo them to toss his salad. Just the quality of women is different. imho.

[ZULU]

"I am in my blonde period right now," he said"

No. He's in his twilight period. Soon he will have to explain to God why he perverted millions of Americans and people of other races also. He has much to answer for.

Instead of checking out babes, he should be checking out the Bible and some nursing homes.

[cajun-jack]

what does hefner need with any "girlfriend"??? you can't shoot pool with a rope!!!

I know there is viagra, but stressing an old fart's heart just ain't smart!!!

[TheBigB]

Hefner Would Like Spears As a Girlfriend

Well Hell, so would I. And as long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony.

There are so many jokes from the Friar's Club Roast of Hugh that are running through my head right now...