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Hefner Would Like Spears As a Girlfriend
ABC News via AP ^
| Tuesday, January 6, 2004
| staff
Posted on 01/06/2004 1:07:43 PM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative
"I am in my blonde period right now," he said"
No. He's in his twilight period. Soon he will have to explain to God why he perverted millions of Americans and people of other races also. He has much to answer for.
Instead of checking out babes, he should be checking out the Bible and some nursing homes.
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:19:52 PM PST
by
ZULU
(Remember the Alamo!!!!!)
To: canuck_conservative
what does hefner need with any "girlfriend"??? you can't shoot pool with a rope!!!
I know there is viagra, but stressing an old fart's heart just ain't smart!!!
To: canuck_conservative
Hefner Would Like Spears As a Girlfriend Well Hell, so would I. And as long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony.
There are so many jokes from the Friar's Club Roast of Hugh that are running through my head right now...
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:20:05 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
To: Sangria
I've got to admit that Britney Spears is easy on the eyes, but I can't get over the whole Madonna kiss. There isn't enough Listerine in the world to get that funk off of her.
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:20:27 PM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: canuck_conservative
eeeewww yuck
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:21:10 PM PST
by
nuconvert
("This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.")
To: Thinkin' Gal
Yeah.
The guy's got hands that are like dry rat feet.
Hmm..
Fits as a keyword..
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:25:04 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(System error. File 'tagline' not found.)
To: canuck_conservative
For the record, there are other DOM.
This morning on Fox and Friends, the disreputable black ex basketball player Dennis Rodman said in response to a question about Ms Spears Quote"She would be a good piece of Ass" unquote.
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:25:23 PM PST
by
bert
(Have you offended a liberal today?)
To: canuck_conservative
Me too!
To: canuck_conservative
"I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid." Hefner said."
Yea I know the one : 'Reefer Madness'.
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:29:57 PM PST
by
duckman
To: canuck_conservative
Yeah, Britney's Playboy material, alright. More like rehab material, if this photo is any indication.
To: NYCVirago
Here's the link for the photo:
http://www.nypost.com/photos/news01060405c.jpg
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I hope there is a special place in Hell for Mr. Hefner.
Your crazy, Heff has helped bring a smile to more men in the world than any one other individual.
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posted on
01/06/2004 1:56:29 PM PST
by
Moleman
To: Moleman
Your crazy, Heff has helped bring a smile to more men in the world than any one other individual. And corrupted more young girls.
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posted on
01/06/2004 2:00:51 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Why is anyone surprised?
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
01/06/2004 2:19:09 PM PST
by
mhking
(My brother and I had never seen The Belt........but we had heard about it....)
To: Johnny_Cipher
Blech. Eeeewwww.
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posted on
01/06/2004 2:42:30 PM PST
by
Jaded
(Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake. /so)
To: canuck_conservative
Line forms on the right, Hef.
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posted on
01/06/2004 2:44:58 PM PST
by
Celtjew Libertarian
(Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
To: NYCVirago
Yikes!
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To: HaloStatue
Probably more like his sitting on the porch in a rocking chair humming "precious memories" period!!
To: canuck_conservative
HUGH HEFNER.....Grow up!
Just think how disgusted most people would be if an aging
wannabe starlet came out and said they would like to date Justin Timberlake.
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posted on
01/06/2004 3:00:56 PM PST
by
LisaMalia
(Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
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