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1 posted on 12/25/2003 10:57:26 PM PST by RangerHobbit
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To: RangerHobbit
Anyone else remember the Steve Martin SNL "Christmas Wish" skit?
2 posted on 12/25/2003 11:00:40 PM PST by Sir Gawain (Don't make me slap you with my pimp hand)
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To: RangerHobbit
You had me going gor a minute - I gotta admit it. That was just way too funny.
3 posted on 12/25/2003 11:02:39 PM PST by dware (ingredients include mechanically separated chicken and beef parts)
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To: RangerHobbit
I guess that ends the need for Woody Allen's 'Orgasmatron.'
7 posted on 12/25/2003 11:42:51 PM PST by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
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only one more minute to go and they would have been OK

Easy come, easy go....

9 posted on 12/25/2003 11:55:30 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (This tagline manufactured in the U.S.A.)
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To: RangerHobbit
I'm glad I'm not dating today. The moment would come when I would stand with a hand full of pills asking the woman, "What kind of pills are the other guys you are screwing taking, and how many"?
10 posted on 12/25/2003 11:59:04 PM PST by RLK
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I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
13 posted on 12/26/2003 12:10:11 AM PST by SkyPilot
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This seems like a bogus story. The only google link about the drug is to the global comment story that you link to.
16 posted on 12/26/2003 12:44:11 AM PST by aynrandfreak (If 9/11 didn't change you, you're a bad human being)
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To: RangerHobbit
ROTFL!
17 posted on 12/26/2003 1:05:44 AM PST by ladyinred (Have yourself a merry little Christmas!)
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You could probably get the same effect from strychnine.
18 posted on 12/26/2003 1:06:33 AM PST by Agnes Heep
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bump
19 posted on 12/26/2003 1:17:59 AM PST by Centurion2000 (Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.)
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To: RangerHobbit
How very true: the sexiest organ human beings have is their brain. That's where we experience our sexual and romantic feelings. Our private parts merely help us to complete the thoughts that go on in our heads.
20 posted on 12/26/2003 1:22:06 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: RangerHobbit
All praise to Allah.
26 posted on 12/26/2003 11:57:52 AM PST by ChicagoHebrew
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"When the bodies were finally exhumed from the couple's demolished Mercedes Benz, Dieter Krupshank's pants were around his ankles and Molly's face still lay in his lap, her mouth still agape on his sexual anatomy."

What a way to go..
30 posted on 12/26/2003 2:45:06 PM PST by Monty22
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bttt
31 posted on 12/26/2003 2:48:29 PM PST by SeeRushToldU_So (No, I don't watch rasslin'?)
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To: RangerHobbit
Nicely done.
33 posted on 12/26/2003 2:53:16 PM PST by Semper911 (For some people, bread and circus are not enough. Hence, FreeRepublic.com)
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I understand there have been many scientific inquiries concerning this, with several dedicated, humanitarian individuals actually offering to be tested. A listing of these selfless and courageous people:

Bill Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W. J. Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

W Jefferson Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

William J Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Slick Willie Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

Mr. Hillary Clinton
780 3rd Ave
New York, NY 10017

34 posted on 12/26/2003 2:57:54 PM PST by mikeb704
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Maybe this would be a good time to rethink this celibacy thing.
36 posted on 12/26/2003 4:01:31 PM PST by LisaMalia (Buckeye Fan since birth!!)
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To: RangerHobbit
Orgasm lasted up to fourteen minutes.

Who would want that stupid look on one's face for 14 minutes?!

38 posted on 12/26/2003 4:10:57 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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You mean every man doesn't give his woman 14 minute orgasms?

Am I doing something right or is everyone else doing something wrong? ;^)

41 posted on 12/26/2003 4:29:43 PM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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Laz, batting eyelashes and offering to be a test subject.
42 posted on 12/26/2003 4:34:51 PM PST by Lazamataz (I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
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