FR Has Offended Me

Roark

[stands2reason]

This is NOT a ping. This is a test of the Emergency Ping Network. If this had been an actual ping, you would be seeing a cool little movie pop up after you forwarded this post to ten people!

[dread78645]

Hi and have a Merry Christmas

[hummingbird]

Hey, if it looks like a ping, and walks like a ping...

It is the Merry __________! ping; rare and wondrous!

[hummingbird]

Merry Christmas to all and to all - vote right!

*sing*And have a Happy New Year!*sing*

[kassie]

BLESSED ADVENT. Happy New Year too.

[Chewbacca]

Happy Jesus' Birthday!!!

[Pippin]

Well, then....

happy Winter Holiday?

[RoarkMan]

DHS has just raised the ping level to Orange.

[discostu]

On Christmas day
I travel 'round the world and say
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists
And all you atheists too!
Merry f#$%ing Christmas to you!

[Rockitz]

Jim- Allow me.
------
Dear RoarkMan,

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

. . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

---

DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. This greeting constitutes the entire wish and should any part or parts of this greeting be held invalid, all remaining parts shall continue to have the full affect allowable under generally accepted wishing practices.

[Caipirabob]

Egads! Here... we'd best put "some ice" on that...

...and remember, in your worst moments, that "Baby Jesus loves you." ; )

[.38sw]

Oh. Well then, happy RamaHannaKwanzmas!

[Jerry_M]

Merry Christmas.

[RoarkMan]

Thank You. Now can you put that to music?

[Mark]

I'll just have to call you a "HO".

Not once, not twice, but 3 times!

Now, Merry Christmas.

[Gal.5:1]

That was funny.

[tob2]

Sorry you are offended. Christmas is a Christian celebration. It won't go away because you are an athiest. Deal with it!

[tob2]

Forgot to tell you Merry Christmas.

[tob2]

You said a mouthful.

[Prime Choice]

What is there about Christmas that an atheist can't like? What other holiday affords you the opportunity to gather around a dead (or dying) tree and eat candy out of your socks?