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SADDAM CAPTURED IN HOBBIT HOLE
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| 12/14/2003
| Self
Posted on 12/14/2003 10:01:57 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
In his first interview with interrogators, former Iraqui dictator Saddam Hussein has admitted to hiding in the Hobbit Hole for months.
"I thought it would be the last place anyone looked for me," he said. "Like my hometown of Tikrit it's closed, insular. The inhabitants spend all their time talking to each other about Hobbits, Orcs, Gandalf, and Frodo. Sort of like the Camel market, only stranger. With my new beard, I figured I'd blend right in."
Military officials admit that the thought of wading through tens of thousands of posts and replies in search of the tyrant was a daunting task. "It was assisted greatly by the turn over from thread IV to V," Major B. Baggins was quoted as saying, "We probably caught him right as he prepared to flee to either the Laci Peterson threads, or Michael Jackson threads."
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; The Hobbit Hole
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To: JenB
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posted on
12/14/2003 1:25:47 PM PST
by
ecurbh
To: Argh; HairOfTheDog
Saddam's Word For The Day is "screwed".LOL...up sh*t creek without a paddle... or a boat... or a lifejacket!
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: HairOfTheDog
Hair, The Hobbits were holding Saddam hostage! HEE!HEE!
And holding onto him for the Troops to come and get him! :O)
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posted on
12/15/2003 4:10:18 AM PST
by
Pippin
( Get A Life And Stop Beating Around a Bush)
To: Tijeras_Slim; Destructor; Guillermo
ROFL!!
See, I *knew* there was something suspicious about the Hobbit Hole!
25
posted on
12/15/2003 5:21:13 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: Constitution Day
Even more reason to drop that Thermobaric bomb on top of it!
26
posted on
12/15/2003 5:28:38 AM PST
by
Guillermo
(Shoot me if you ever see me on a Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson or Scott Peterson thread)
To: HairOfTheDog
"pparently, our friend thinks Saddam has been hiding at our place..."
Time for another trip up the mountain! Who's with me Hobbits!?!
To: Destructor
Who's with me Hobbits!?!I am glad you're with us, Destructor!
28
posted on
12/15/2003 10:23:15 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Anyone want some more soup?)
To: HairOfTheDog
I've got dibs on tossing Saddam into the fires! I just want some witnesses to enjoy the moment with me!
To: Destructor; Constitution Day; 2Jedismom; 300winmag; Bear_in_RoseBear; Corin Stormhands; ecurbh; ...
We'll all be with you for such an event!
You have our axes, bows, and swords. And I will bring some marshmallows and someone will undoubtedly bring beer.
See, CD, it is funner to join us than bomb us!
30
posted on
12/15/2003 10:46:01 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Anyone want some more soup?)
To: Destructor
Careful, Destructor, or we'll be inviting you over for beer and seedcakes... I think destroying Saddam is something even Hobbits and thermobarbic bomb-tossers can agree on!
31
posted on
12/15/2003 10:50:34 AM PST
by
JenB
(25 Days Til EntMoot)
To: HairOfTheDog; Constitution Day
"See, CD, it is funner to join us than bomb us!"
Yo, CD! These Hobbits are down with the troops! How can you have a problem with that?
To: JenB; Constitution Day
"I think destroying Saddam is something even Hobbits and thermobarbic bomb-tossers can agree on!"
You would think! How about it Constitution Day?
To: Destructor
I've got dibs on tossing Saddam into the fires! Well....you'll have to fight g'nad for him.
To: Tijeras_Slim
LMAO! Very funny.
To: Destructor; Overtaxed
Destructor: Well, of COURSE I agree with that!
Overtaxed: We missed you at the Christmas party on Saturday!!
36
posted on
12/15/2003 11:02:55 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: HairOfTheDog; Destructor; Corin Stormhands; Wneighbor; ecurbh; All
I believe he might have hung around in Bag End while we were out doing other business...perhaps with Wormtongue Bin Laden?
37
posted on
12/15/2003 11:03:39 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
(HHD with 4 Chickens)
To: Constitution Day
I missed being there. :(
Didja have a stout for me?
To: Overtaxed
I had SEVERAL. But Mrs. CD was driving. :)
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posted on
12/15/2003 11:16:18 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: Constitution Day
Poor Mrs. CD!
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