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Caribbean Santa Faints Near the Equator
AP/Yahoo ^ | Mon Dec 8, 8:21 PM ET

Posted on 12/09/2003 9:31:42 AM PST by martin_fierro

Caribbean Santa Faints Near the Equator

Mon Dec 8, 8:21 PM ET

GEORGETOWN, Guyana - A Caribbean Santa fainted under a blazing sun while distributing candy to a swarm of children on a stage in a remote mining town near the equator.

Santa Claus panicked when more than 100 children stormed the stage Saturday to scoop up the sweets in the bauxite mining town of Linden, 70 miles (113 kilometers) south of Georgetown, police said.

Wearing a traditional winter Santa suit in this South American country, Santa buckled under the more than 80-degree Fahrenheit (27-degree Celsius) heat and slumped to the ground.

Onlookers rushed him to a nearby hospital where he was kept under observation for several hours and then released. Police and hospital officials refused to name the Santa, saying the middle-aged man was worried he'd be the laughing stock of the town of 30,000 residents.

Santa was hired by British home furnishing giant Courts PLC, which earlier in the day had used heavy-duty speakers mounted on a truck to invite parents to send their children to collect the candies and other small gifts. It was part of a promotional campaign in the run-up to the Christmas holiday season.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: equator; fadetoblack; faints; santa
If I were a couple hundred years old, grossly obese, and in a hot climate, I'd faint, too!
1 posted on 12/09/2003 9:31:44 AM PST by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro; rface
Santa Claus panicked when more than 100 children stormed the stage

There's something you don't see every day!

This would win the $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos show.

2 posted on 12/09/2003 11:33:00 AM PST by SavageRepublican
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To: martin_fierro
Santa buckled under the more than 80-degree heat...

Santa is a snowbird wuss.

3 posted on 12/09/2003 11:34:30 AM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: SavageRepublican
Caribbean Santa

img src="http://www.philly.com/images/tallahassee/democrat/7444/55415829728.jpg>

4 posted on 12/09/2003 12:13:52 PM PST by rface (Ashland, Missouri - they said my FREEPER coffee mug is in the mail)
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To: SavageRepublican
Caribbean Santa

img src="http://www.philly.com/images/tallahassee/democrat/7444/55415829728.jpg">

5 posted on 12/09/2003 12:14:02 PM PST by rface (Ashland, Missouri - they said my FREEPER coffee mug is in the mail)
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To: SavageRepublican
Caribbean Santa


6 posted on 12/09/2003 12:14:32 PM PST by rface (Ashland, Missouri - the 3rd try ought to do it........)
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To: rface
Whoa!

"Happy Christmas, man...."

(with the sound of reggae music in the background....)

7 posted on 12/09/2003 12:45:32 PM PST by SavageRepublican
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