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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14
Posted on 11/23/2003 7:50:33 AM PST by Mo1

TOPICS: Dimensional Doorway; Freeoples
KEYWORDS: dimensionaldoors; freeoples
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To: ValerieUSA; Servant of the 9
Uh-hunh.
Leather, lace, what's the diff.
8,081
posted on
01/20/2004 2:56:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)
To: ValerieUSA
Or is it screwing on the inscrutable .. as opposed to other locations? SNIFFLE.
Next nyou'll be accusing me of screwing around with scrotes, like Michael Jackson.
To: Pippin
Do you have an interest in history
or is it just slight curiosity?
8,083
posted on
01/20/2004 3:02:27 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Does my tagline make me look fat?)
To: Servant of the 9; Darksheare
I just haven't heard of an incrubed or an inscruchair... just the inscrutable. But Darksheare is the furniture expert around here...
To: ValerieUSA; Servant of the 9
Ah yes, the hollow chair with 'on the go' attachments.
And the nice comfortable hammock chair...
Mmm... hammock chair....
8,085
posted on
01/20/2004 3:16:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)
To: Darksheare
Mmm... Ham hock...
To: westmex
He was a beauty here and I'll just bet he has found my Missie up there on the Rainbow Bridge!
8,087
posted on
01/20/2004 4:08:44 PM PST
by
celtic gal
(on her terms at home....)
To: null and void
Only if she's shapely.
*grin*
8,088
posted on
01/20/2004 4:09:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)
To: westmex
On second thought, he probably found my little Mocha back in 1996...she was a darling 3 legged black cat...they would have something in common...
8,089
posted on
01/20/2004 4:09:43 PM PST
by
celtic gal
(on her terms at home....)
To: Darksheare
#8088 Praytell, what does your tagline mean? And you wonder why you scare me? LOL
To: Conservababe
There's this HORRIBLE b-grade horror movie called Tammy and the T-Rex.
Well, her boyfriend gets killed, repeatedly.
At the end of the movie he's just a brain in a salad bowl watching her via closed circuit TV.
Well, she strips for the brain in the salad bowl.
I was hoping you'd figure out that I really am mostly harmless, that I'm pretty much just my sense of humor.
And little actual substance.
8,091
posted on
01/20/2004 4:20:28 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?)
To: Darksheare
Well, come up with a normal tagline, and I might trust you. Maybe
LOL
To: Conservababe
LOL!
I've got several more odd ones left.
And they all deal with B-grade movies.
Like so:
RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TRUCK AND A SHED!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A HAY CART!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A MICROWAVE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST FURNITURE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST PSYCHEDELIC TRIBBLES!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST BALLOONS!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BAD ACTOR!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE UPS MAN!
Hippo with a machinegun, RUN LIKE A B****!
Psycho woman with a machete! Run like a b****!
PO'd llama, run like a b****!
Echoes do kill people.
Convents aren't exactly the best place for a male heretic to hide.
Abbess: "I want slaves!"
Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving.
Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?
Flamethrowers are not very effective against fish.
Robots can be programmed for devious mode.
How to win friends and influence people: scotch.
Satan's prize rooster is loose!
Oh, he pressed the "turn to goo" button.
Simpleton! You knock like a pansy! I'd be bashing the door in with my shoulder!
Never commit adultery in your front yard.
Neurosurgeons shouldn't tug on things they don't recognize.
Four star generals should not use the phrase, "I'm barely holding my fudge."
If it looks like a man-eating plant then it probably is a man-eating plant.
Being head butted by someone who is part bull sucks.
David! *GRaaaah!* Man-eating plant! Oh, now you see it...
Even being halfway down something's digestive tract will not muffle your screams.
Mutant hand puppets should be kept in a secure cage.
When attacked by a monster, try throwing the cat at it.
Two fish and a rope = nunchuks.
Never underestimate a midget armed with a hammer.
8,093
posted on
01/20/2004 4:31:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)
To: Darksheare
she strips for the brain in the salad bowl. Huh?
8,094
posted on
01/20/2004 4:32:16 PM PST
by
restornu
( "Faith...is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes refuse to see."J.R.R. Tolkien)
To: restornu
In the movie Tammy and the T Rex, Tammy's boyfriend gets killed repeatedly.
By the end of the movie he's just a brain in a salad bowl.
It's hysterical.
He's saying all kinds of loving ooze, and she's saying to this rubber brain sitting in jello, "I want you." while stripping.
I'll have to link you to it, but it's found at
http://www.badmovies.org. *groans*
8,095
posted on
01/20/2004 4:40:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)
To: restornu
8,096
posted on
01/20/2004 4:42:47 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)
To: restornu
Resty, are you scared of him, also? LOL
To: Darksheare
Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving. Dark Star?
To: Conservababe
See? He makes it sound like I'm worse than he is.
I don't bother even half as much as he does.
8,099
posted on
01/20/2004 4:49:26 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Beware: reading Darksheare's taglines may cause extreme insanity & convulsions)
To: null and void
8,100
posted on
01/20/2004 5:00:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(This is a normal tagline, there is nothing to fear.. feaR... FeAr...FEAR.)
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