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LOL!
I've got several more odd ones left.

And they all deal with B-grade movies.
Like so:
RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A TRUCK AND A SHED!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A HAY CART!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A MICROWAVE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST FURNITURE!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST PSYCHEDELIC TRIBBLES!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST BALLOONS!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A BAD ACTOR!
RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE UPS MAN!
Hippo with a machinegun, RUN LIKE A B****!
Psycho woman with a machete! Run like a b****!
PO'd llama, run like a b****!
Echoes do kill people.
Convents aren't exactly the best place for a male heretic to hide.
Abbess: "I want slaves!"
Planet destroying bombs should not have a bubbly personality, it's unnerving.
Now she's stripping for a brain in a salad bowl?
Flamethrowers are not very effective against fish.
Robots can be programmed for devious mode.
How to win friends and influence people: scotch.
Satan's prize rooster is loose!
Oh, he pressed the "turn to goo" button.
Simpleton! You knock like a pansy! I'd be bashing the door in with my shoulder!
Never commit adultery in your front yard.
Neurosurgeons shouldn't tug on things they don't recognize.
Four star generals should not use the phrase, "I'm barely holding my fudge."
If it looks like a man-eating plant then it probably is a man-eating plant.
Being head butted by someone who is part bull sucks.
David! *GRaaaah!* Man-eating plant! Oh, now you see it...
Even being halfway down something's digestive tract will not muffle your screams.
Mutant hand puppets should be kept in a secure cage.
When attacked by a monster, try throwing the cat at it.
Two fish and a rope = nunchuks.
Never underestimate a midget armed with a hammer.